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Text Message #6476: Turn the phone upside down

icezorg — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:40:24 +0000

Here’s a Da Vinci code w/c was broken:

0nh P33N I h73NO7 O5 W,I 35V37d 3W d73H

Turn d phone upside down to read. Dont be afraid; be strong!..

txtb?17

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dirtyoldman — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:11:04 +0000

Dumalaw si Imelda kay Tita Cory.

Bago pa makapagsalita si Imelda, inunahan na sya ni Tita Cory, “Kung mayroon kang ibibilin para kay Ferdie, huwag mo na isipin yun at di ako patungo duon!” :-P

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dirtyoldman — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:15:52 +0000

Gs2 m b mag-artista?

Under FPJ producti0ns?

Starring & Directed by:
Rudy Fernandez

Also starring:
Mico Sotto
Halina Perez
Rico Yan
Nida Blanca
Marky Cielo

Pamagat:
“IKAW NA LANG HINIHINTAY”

Music by:
Francis Magalona

Composed by:
Michael Jackson

Manager: Douglas Quijano

Tara, paVTR kna! wahaha!

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dirtyoldman — Fri, 22 May 2009 00:32:02 +0000

MAG-KUMARE NAG-UUSAP:
TEKLA: Sna d ko cnama s kbaong n Kulas ung cp nya nung ilibing cia.

PETRA: Bkit? Sayang b?

T: Hindi. Ngtxt cia, sbi: D2 n me, sunod n u.

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dirtyoldman — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:49:00 +0000

Q:What is a cannibal?

A: A cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. :-)

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dirtyoldman — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:40:00 +0000

Did you know that for every 200 people that you meet on the street everyday..

2 of them are ghosts?

-Reader’s Digest

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dirtyoldman — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:53:10 +0000

Tip for a Long Life:

Huwag isusulat ang name mo sa condolence book pag dumadalaw ka sa patay kasi pagkatapos ng libing, merong raffle kung sino ang isusunod!

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dirtyoldman — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 00:37:20 +0000

John & Mary Hill crashed their car & were pronounced DOA. While playing her CD, the nurse noticed the couple tapping their fingers to the rhythm of the music. She ran & shouted “DOC!, DOC!” “WHAT IS IT?” said the doctor. “Doc, you wont believe this! The Hills are alive! With the sound of music!”

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vivs — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:42:09 +0000

May 10,1976 nsgasaan ang 1 mtndng ba2e,pro tnkbuhan ng nksgasa.Bgo mmtay ang mtnda tnuran nia”alaw ina magnat”,isang itim na dsal.S lht ng nkbsa n2 mgppkta ang mtnda ng 3 bses ng mdling araw! Ta2bi sau duguan at humhngi ng 2long! Nangyri i2 kay MARKY CIELLO ng STARSTRUCK dhl ndi nia naipsa s 17 tao nmty xa araw na dec 07 08 11:15 hnd sya nagicng.Sori klangn q ipsa kc ayn
s research 22o i2!naiplabas na 2 s NGINIG.

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dirtyoldman — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:00:45 +0000

A guy went to the toilet and sat on the throne, then he heard someone came in the next cubicle. The guy in the next cubicle started talking to him.

‘Pare, kamusta na?’ He hesistantly replied, ‘Ah, OK lang.’

He asked again, ‘Anong ginagawa mo diyan?’

Unknowing what to say he answered, ‘Eto, ume-ebs.’

Again the guy speaks, ‘Pare, tawagan kita mamaya, may sumasagot dito sa tabi ko!’

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dirtyoldman — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:50:34 +0000

IsAnG iNa AnG NaGsiLaNg Ng PaGkApAnGiT pangiT Na sAnGgOl…

InA: iSa XaNg KaYaMaNaN…

AmA: oO NgA.. iBa0n na NaTin!

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dirtyoldman — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:29:31 +0000

Insyd d elevator, der ws a Nurse & a girl..

Suddnly, d door of d elevator opens.
Dey saw a boy rushing 2 ride insde bt d Nurse closed d elev8or immedi8ly.

D grl got curious & askd d Nurse:
“Y did u do dat?”

D Nurse replied:
“I know him!
He’s 1 of our patients hu died ystrday.
Did u see dat red tag on his wrist? We put red tags on dead patients!”

D girl raised her wrist & asked..

“Like this?!”

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chelle — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:31:51 +0000

Bago ka matulog:

pansinin mo naman ang matandang nakaitim sa pintuan ng kwarto mo..

ingat sa pagkilos baka madaganan mo ang batang nasa ilalim ng kumotmo…

kumusta naman ang babaeng nasa loob ng cabinet mo duguan pa rin ba..?

Ang lalaking nakabarong sa unan mo natagpuan na ba ang ulo nya..?

Napapansin mo bang sobrang tahimik ng kapaligiran wala kang maririnig kundi ungol ng mga di matahimik na kaluluwa..

Cge tulog ka na Gud nyt!..ingat!

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dirtyoldman — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:35:08 +0000

Feels gr8
2b in bed
waitng4sleep
2cum
as sum1
gently rubs
ur bak,

up 2
ur nek,

ur ears,

den u hear
a soft whsper..

HNAPN MO
NMN PUMATAY
SAKEN!

aw0o0!

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mama_prito — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:11:26 +0000

ScAriest thing
ab0ut having
a teddy bear,

is when you hug it tight..

and it suddenly hugs y0u back. Haha! Lag0t . Hapi friday d 13th. Hehe

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dirtyoldman — Thu, 29 May 2008 01:32:22 +0000

A guy walks into a library and says to the prim librarian, “Excuse me, Miss, do you have books on suicide?” To which, she stops her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, “Fuck off, you bugger, you won’t bring it back!”