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SMS Quote | Text Message #652
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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Date: Tue, Oct, 16, 2007
Time: 8:15 pm
Sent by: che
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #1971
October 16, 2007

JUDGE:
Ano ba talaga nangyari?

ERAP:
(d nagsasalita)

JUDGE:
sumagot ka sa tanong.

ERAP:
Naman eh!

Kala ko ba hearing lang to..?

Bakit may speaking? ü


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Date: Sat, Oct, 06, 2007
Time: 10:32 pm
Sent by: aze24
Category: Funny, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #1888
October 6, 2007

Pg may kudeta sa Pilipinas:

American:
“We fully support President
GMA!”

French:
“We will send troops!”

Pinoy:
“May pasok ba bukas?”


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Date: Tue, Oct, 02, 2007
Time: 2:42 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #1855
October 2, 2007

US, CHN & PHI presidents
test their archery skills:

US put apple on the head of
man, shot and hit it, and
said:
“I’m good!”

CHN put lychee, shot, hit it
and said:


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Date: Fri, Aug, 31, 2007
Time: 11:04 pm
Sent by: che
Category: Funny, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #1603
August 31, 2007

Erap&Chavit were driving in
LA Hi-way tryin 2 get 2
Disneyland.

They saw a sign that reads:

DISNEYLAND
LEFT

So they went home&said:

“Sayang,di natin naabutan.”


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Date: Tue, Aug, 07, 2007
Time: 4:56 pm
Sent by: chelle
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #1407
August 7, 2007

Der ws once a miror dat
killd any1 hu lied:
FVR:I think I dnt smoke
(killed)
Cory:I think I h8 yelow(killd)
GMA:I think Im nOt cOrrupt
(killd)…
GONZALES OF DOJ: I THINK…
(Killd)


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Date: Tue, Aug, 07, 2007
Time: 4:52 pm
Sent by: che
Category: Politician, Sayings

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SMS Quote | Text Message #1405
August 7, 2007

“gudlak sa pangarap nyo!
Kng ang pangarap ko nga d
natupad pangarap nyo pa
kaya!”

-pichay- *bitter*


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Date: Mon, Aug, 06, 2007
Time: 11:09 am
Sent by: vivs
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #1396
August 6, 2007

GMA flying w/her family in a
plane

GMA: wat if i throw a
checque 4 a milliOn pesos
out d window 2make at least
One filipinO hapi?

Mike: but my dear,y dnt u
throw 2 cheques 4 half a


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Date: Sun, Jul, 29, 2007
Time: 2:11 pm
Sent by: mysterious_lady
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #1333
July 29, 2007

(in a cabinet mtg.) GMA:Kung
sinuman ang tamaan ng
bolang ito ay syang
mgreresign. (Initsa ang bola,
tumalbog pbalik sa kanya)
GMA: O, praktis lng un noh?
Ulet!

 


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