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SMS Quote | Text Message #652 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (2 votes)Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s
mga terorista at ngtago s
mga sako s farm!
Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan?
Terrorist2: mga sako lng!
tngnan m ang lman!
cnipa ng terorista ang
sako, "meow" sbi n... go to this post |
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Date: Sat, Dec, 01, 2007
Time: 1:55 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Current Events, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2340
December 1, 2007
PAHABOL JOKE!Erap ssama sna kina trillanes kya lang, naligaw!Erap: Dey shudnt hav sed manila pen. Nagpunta 2loy kme sa manila. Dapat cnabi nila MAKATI PEN. Mga p*#@+*ina nila! Niligaw tlaga ako!
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Date: Sat, Dec, 01, 2007
Time: 1:55 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2339
December 1, 2007
Pulis:Sumama po kyo skn at me curfew.
Mason:sensya npo.Mason po ako sir.Brod ko po c gen razon.
Pulis:ganun ba?Sumama prn kyo.Brod nyodn pla c gen danny lim..
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Date: Thu, Nov, 29, 2007
Time: 2:10 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2319
November 29, 2007
Ano ang nagpasikat kay Erap?
WRISTBAND.
Ano ang magpapayaman kay Abalos?
BROADBAND.
Ano ang magpapabgsak kay GMA?
HUSBAND!
GüdAM! c”,)
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2187
November 12, 2007
ERAP at GLORIA SA MATH
CLASS:
teacher: GLORIA, 1+3?
GLORIA: 4, maam
teacher: ERAP, 3+1?
ERAP: AYUN, AYUN! Pag
MHIRAP SAKIN NA.. POTA
FAVORITISM!!!
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2185
November 12, 2007
Be careful with Erap jokes
that you text to your
friends. Erap is now
monitoring cellphone
networks such as Smart,
Sun and Globe to find who is
making fun of him. This
message is texted in English
to avoid detection.
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Date: Fri, Nov, 09, 2007
Time: 12:16 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2156
November 9, 2007
French foreign minister
visited RP; GMA toured him
in metro mla..
FM: i see a lot of pipol
urinating in d streets; in
France we put dem in jail.
GMA was embarasd.
During GMA’s visit in France
she was toured by d same
mnister; as dey pass along
arc de triomphe..
GMA: u see dat? Someone is
urinating at d arc! u sed u
send dem to jail?
FM: dat one is exempted,
he’s d Phil. Ambassador!
... (read post)
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2082
October 30, 2007
Erap in war wid MILF
Erap: sumuko na kau!!
MILF:su2ko lng kmi
pgnaispell m muna ang
ceasefire!!!
Erap:tuloy ang laban..!!
Durugin cla! Pada2lhn ko kau
ng chrysanthemum sa burol
nyo!!
MILF: spell chrysanthemum!!
Erap: ha? Anu b kau! sabi ko
rose!! Bingi!
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Date: Sat, Oct, 27, 2007
Time: 7:18 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Current Events, Politician, Sayings
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2059
October 27, 2007
Kasi naman, kukuha na Lang
ng bayarang bomber,bingi
pa ang kinuha!
Ang sabi pasabugin si
GLORIA, hindi GLORIETTA!
PaLpak taLaga!
-mga opPosisyOn
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