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SMS Quote | Text Message #652
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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Date: Sat, Dec, 01, 2007
Time: 1:55 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Current Events, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2340
December 1, 2007

PAHABOL JOKE!Erap ssama sna kina trillanes kya lang, naligaw!Erap: Dey shudnt hav sed manila pen. Nagpunta 2loy kme sa manila. Dapat cnabi nila MAKATI PEN. Mga p*#@+*ina nila! Niligaw tlaga ako!


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Date: Sat, Dec, 01, 2007
Time: 1:55 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2339
December 1, 2007

Pulis:Sumama po kyo skn at me curfew.

Mason:sensya npo.Mason po ako sir.Brod ko po c gen razon.

Pulis:ganun ba?Sumama prn kyo.Brod nyodn pla c gen danny lim..


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Date: Thu, Nov, 29, 2007
Time: 2:10 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2319
November 29, 2007

Ano ang nagpasikat kay Erap?

WRISTBAND.

Ano ang magpapayaman kay Abalos?

BROADBAND.

Ano ang magpapabgsak kay GMA?

HUSBAND!

GüdAM! c”,)


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Date: Mon, Nov, 12, 2007
Time: 3:41 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2187
November 12, 2007

ERAP at GLORIA SA MATH
CLASS:

teacher: GLORIA, 1+3?

GLORIA: 4, maam

teacher: ERAP, 3+1?

ERAP: AYUN, AYUN! Pag
MHIRAP SAKIN NA.. POTA
FAVORITISM!!!


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Date: Mon, Nov, 12, 2007
Time: 3:39 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Funny, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2185
November 12, 2007

Be careful with Erap jokes
that you text to your
friends. Erap is now
monitoring cellphone
networks such as Smart,
Sun and Globe to find who is
making fun of him. This
message is texted in English
to avoid detection.


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Date: Fri, Nov, 09, 2007
Time: 12:16 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2156
November 9, 2007

French foreign minister visited RP; GMA toured him in metro mla.. FM: i see a lot of pipol urinating in d streets; in France we put dem in jail. GMA was embarasd. During GMA’s visit in France she was toured by d same mnister; as dey pass along arc de triomphe.. GMA: u see dat? Someone is urinating at d arc! u sed u send dem to jail? FM: dat one is exempted, he’s d Phil. Ambassador! ... (read post)


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Date: Tue, Oct, 30, 2007
Time: 7:28 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2082
October 30, 2007

Erap in war wid MILF

Erap: sumuko na kau!!
MILF:su2ko lng kmi
pgnaispell m muna ang
ceasefire!!!
Erap:tuloy ang laban..!!
Durugin cla! Pada2lhn ko kau
ng chrysanthemum sa burol
nyo!!
MILF: spell chrysanthemum!!
Erap: ha? Anu b kau! sabi ko
rose!! Bingi!


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Date: Sat, Oct, 27, 2007
Time: 7:18 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Current Events, Politician, Sayings

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2059
October 27, 2007

Kasi naman, kukuha na Lang
ng bayarang bomber,bingi
pa ang kinuha!
Ang sabi pasabugin si
GLORIA, hindi GLORIETTA!
PaLpak taLaga!
-mga opPosisyOn

 


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