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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Text Message #6517: Here Comes The Bribe

Date: Mon, Sep 7, 2009
Time: 9:02 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

Sa renewal of vows nila ni FG at GMA ang wedding march na tinugtog ay “Here Comes The Bribe.”

Text Message #6516: Noynoy decided to become a NUN

Date: Mon, Sep 7, 2009
Time: 9:00 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

Breaking news from Noynoy from Zamboanga making a spiritual retreat at the Carmelites monastery. He said I am sorry to inform the Filipino people that I will not seek the presidency of the country.

I liked it so much here that I have decided to be a NUN.:-o

Text Message #6505: From Korina to Cori

Date: Thu, Sep 3, 2009
Time: 9:16 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

:-DOwing to the turning over of the presidential candidacy by my son Mar to Noy, Mar is also turning over his fiancee Corina to Noy. From now on, she will be known as Cori.B-)

Text Message #6503: The next President and VP will be both males

Date: Thu, Sep 3, 2009
Time: 8:30 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

Alam mb ang political FEARLESS 4CAST ngayn? D nxt PRESIDENT & VP of d Phil wil b both males! Y? Kc nsa year yan! Bsahin m: TWO-O-TEN, dba lalaki lng meron nyan!

Text Message #6502: Korina refuses to give way to Shalani

Date: Thu, Sep 3, 2009
Time: 8:30 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

The good news is Mar Roxas has officially announced that he shall give way to Noynoy Aquino in 2010.

The bad news is Korina Sanchez still refuses to give way to SHALANI SOLEDAD. :-D