A little girl asks her dad, “Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time?”

And he replies, “No, there’s a whole series of ‘em that begin with ‘If elected I promise…’”

A Sister’s Advice:

A woman named Kris told her Kuya
Remain single please for Joshua
Ping Lacson protested:
“Shalani’s educated
And she never had chlamydia!”:-)

Ginagaya ni GMA ang STIMULUS FUND ni OBAMA.

Ang tawag nila ni FG dito ay “STEAL MO LOOSE FUNDS”. :-o