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SMS Quote | Text Message #652
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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Date: Thu, Jan, 08, 2009
Time: 8:31 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Brand Names, Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5173
January 8, 2009

Henry Sy told friends he’ll attend Obama’s Inauguration on Jan 20,’09
Frends askd “Y,did u suport him?”Of cors, Pale ko! Hav u seen my banks? “U mean,urBanco De Oro?” Yes,dey display his initials-BDO as in Barack Dunham Obama!  “Wat if McCain won?” Wel, I hav my malls, SM as in
SENATOR McCain…!


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Date: Tue, Jan, 06, 2009
Time: 8:24 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5159
January 6, 2009

Sharing w U d Filipinos ‘ new year  wishes: 1.  Matakot c gma sa Diyos! 2. Magtagal ang buhay nya para sa kulungan! 3. Tignan sa dictionary ang Trustworthy at pagaralang mabuti! 4. Ang asawa nya ay ligtas sa ebola dahil deadly sa baboy yon! 5. Ang tunay na sakit  ni gma na Kleptosirosis ay gagaling na! 6. Maging real ang fake presidency nya! 7. C Mikey tumigil na sa droga at sa pagmumura! 8. Masikmura ni mike defensor ang kadiring ”dut... (read post)


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Date: Wed, Dec, 24, 2008
Time: 8:26 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Christmas, Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5131
December 24, 2008

Jinggoy: – Dad, ano ang family name ni Jesus?   Erap:- CHRISTMAS.          Jinggoy: Huh, bakit Christmas? Erap: Tange! Di mo alam na anak sya ni Mary Christmas?


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Date: Tue, Dec, 23, 2008
Time: 7:59 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5121
December 23, 2008

Use Barack Obama in a sentence.

Mama: anak timpla mo nga ako ng kape…

Anak: barako ba ‘ma?
GOOD MORNING!
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Date: Mon, Dec, 22, 2008
Time: 8:19 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5112
December 22, 2008

Sonny Osmena to Mar Roxas:

‘Way to go sis! I adore ur taray ways and palengke vocabulary. ‘


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Date: Sat, Dec, 20, 2008
Time: 11:22 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5105
December 20, 2008

D rison dt we cn’t hv d 10 Commandments postd in a courthaus is.. You can’t post..
Thou Shalt Nt Steal, Thou Shalt Nt Com-mit Adultery & Thou Shalt Not Lie.. in a build’g full of Attys, judges & politicians. It cr8s a hostile wrk environment..


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Date: Thu, Dec, 18, 2008
Time: 9:39 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5097
December 18, 2008

Dahil Kristyanong bayan tayo, di dapat batuhin si Gloria ng sapatos tulad ng nangyari kay Bush.Dapat ipang bato TINAPAY, palaman MaLing at wag aalisin sa lata!


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Date: Wed, Dec, 17, 2008
Time: 8:01 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician, Trivia
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5093
December 17, 2008

In the animal kingdom a group of LIONS is called a PRIDE, WOLVES- PACK, SHEEP- HERD, FISH- SCHOOL, BIRDS- FLOCK, ANTS- COLONY and BABOONS- CONGRESS. Of the animals mentioned only the baboons resemble politicians, physically and mentally. Now we know where the word CONGRESSMAN comes from.

 
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