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Text Message #652
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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Text Message #6629: Show gratitude for what is left behind

Date: Sat, Sep 19, 2009
Time: 10:32 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Politics, Sayings

“This country should not show hatred over what is stolen, but instead show gratitude for what is left behind…”

-GMA & Family.

Text Message #6624: What does PGMA mean

Date: Fri, Sep 18, 2009
Time: 8:07 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Politics

What does PGMA mean?

P-angulong
G-aling
M-angurakot
A-raw-araw

hehehe

Text Message #6613: Campaign Slogans 2010

Date: Thu, Sep 17, 2009
Time: 10:07 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

PROPOSED CAMPAIGN SLOGANS:

Villar: Akala mo sipag at tiyaga?! Kay Cynthia lahat galing ‘to!!

Noynoy: Dugong Bayani!

Recto: Ko Recto!

Sonny Osmena: Ang ganda ng lola moh!

Text Message #6595: GMA is the BEaST prisedent

Date: Wed, Sep 16, 2009
Time: 7:59 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Politics, Sayings

“In fairness, GMA is the BEaST prisedent..”

-Manny Pacquiao speaking…
How prophetic ba, hehehe.. :-D

Text Message #6594: Inggit na inggit si Mikey kay Noynoy

Date: Wed, Sep 16, 2009
Time: 7:58 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Chain Msg, Politics

NEWS-FLASH!!! .. inggit na inggit si Mikey kay Noynoy .. wish niya na ma-assasinate daddy niya at mamatay sa cancer mommy niya para ma-endorse siyang Presidente!

MIKEY for PRESIDENT!!!

.. gather 10 million signatures for his wish – pls pass to 12 of ur intelligent frends .. do not break d chain! (“,)