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Date: Wed, Apr, 09, 2008
Time: 3:54 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3133
April 9, 2008

REPORTER: Mabenta ang mga girls na newly graduate sa call center.

ERAP: Pangit sa kanila ang ganyang trabaho, kahit malaking suweldo, call girl naman sila.ü


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Date: Sat, Mar, 08, 2008
Time: 7:52 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Funny, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3120
March 8, 2008

ERAP bought 2 puppies.
He named 1 “Rolex”, the other “Timex”. A friend askd why such names?
He said: Heellooo!
Tanga k b?
Watch dogs ang mga yan!


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Date: Thu, Mar, 06, 2008
Time: 9:07 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3110
March 6, 2008

When Abalos offered Romulo Neri a bribe,
the 57 year old bachelor almost said yes…
Because he thought he heard bride, not bribe.


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Date: Wed, Mar, 05, 2008
Time: 10:02 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3098
March 5, 2008

Mga Death Bed Declarations: Gov. Ed Panlilio - ‘Tandaan nyo wag n wag kyong ta2nggap ng abuloy pra sakin kung di nyo alam kung kanino galing. Pra cgurado kyo, mg-issue kyo ng receipt.’ FG Mike - ‘Back off!’ (kay Satanas) ‘Sonia’ Osmena - ‘Fly n ako mga junak. Remember… Daddy loves u so much. Babush!” Ben Abalos - ‘Lord, ayaw ko png ma2tay. Promise may 200 k dito… wag mo lang akong ... (read post)


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Date: Fri, Feb, 29, 2008
Time: 11:00 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Current Events, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3062
February 29, 2008

GMA: Sna palarin ako na makamit ang katangian ni Cory at Susan.

BUNYI: Ano po ba yun, Ma’am?

GMA: ung pagiging biyuda nila.. wala sanang problema ang bayan!


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Date: Wed, Feb, 27, 2008
Time: 11:24 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3045
February 27, 2008

Mike Arroyo met Gary Kasparov in HongKong.

Mike askd Gary: “If d present situation in my country is like a chess game, what wud you do?”

Gary K replied:
“SACRIFICE d QUEEN, Ride d HORSE, Leave d CASTLE, Follow d BISHOP & RESIGN!


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Date: Tue, Feb, 26, 2008
Time: 11:44 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3037
February 26, 2008

Malas daw si GMA sa letrang ‘J’….

Jose Miguel Arroyo,
Joseph Estrada,
Jocjoc Bolante
Joey De Venecia,
Jose De Venecia,
Jun Lozada.

D pa kasama dun ang hambur Jer ni abalos!


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Date: Mon, Feb, 25, 2008
Time: 11:26 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Politician, Seasonal

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3030
February 25, 2008

Sa Pitong Taon na Nakalipas, Ramdam Ng Masang Pilipino ang Pag-aasenso..

… Ng Pamilya ni GMA at mga Alipores Niya!
Happy 7th EDSA II Anniversary!!! :-(

 


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