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SMS Quote | Text Message #652
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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Date: Wed, Jan, 28, 2009
Time: 8:46 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5261
January 28, 2009

Q: What do politicians and porn stars have in common?

A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.


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Date: Wed, Jan, 28, 2009
Time: 8:46 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5260
January 28, 2009

After Pres Bush steps down from the Oval Office, Pres. Obama will appoint him Ambassador to Iraq.

His title-
“AMB. BUSH”

His mission order.
“SHOE to KILL!”


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Date: Mon, Jan, 26, 2009
Time: 7:56 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5249
January 26, 2009

Mas bigtime ang inagurasyon ni GMA kaysa kay Obama. After taking her oath in 2001 & 2004, sinusumpa pa rin si GMA hanggang ngayon.


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Date: Thu, Jan, 22, 2009
Time: 8:25 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5233
January 22, 2009

Sigaw ng mga amerikano sa presidente nila:
0BAMA!
0BAMA!
0BAMA!

Sigaw ng mga pilipino sa presidente natin:
BABA NA!
BABA NA!
BABA NA!


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Date: Wed, Jan, 21, 2009
Time: 8:21 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5230
January 21, 2009

Kung buhay pa si FPJ, ganito sila mag-usap ni ERAP..

ERAP: Bakit itong pork n beans ko, walang pork?

FPJ: Pare, itong corned beef ko, wala ring mais, eh!


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Date: Mon, Jan, 19, 2009
Time: 8:43 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5216
January 19, 2009

New road signs from MMDA for 2009:

- Ang mahuling umiihi dito, puputulan
- Ang humahadlang sa trapiko, tutuhugin at lilitsunin
-Ang nakasando at tsinelas sa public area, huhubaran
-Bawal magkalat, parusa: ipapako sa krus

“Vote Bayani for President of Gaza Strip!!”


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Date: Fri, Jan, 16, 2009
Time: 8:48 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5208
January 16, 2009

PGMA: Father, everyone thinks I’m a liar.
Priest: Really?… I don’t believe you! (’,)ha ha ha!!!


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Date: Thu, Jan, 15, 2009
Time: 8:11 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5205
January 15, 2009

Mikey Arroyo says his  mother will go back to teaching after 2010. She will teach the following subjects: (a) Advanced Graft and Corruption; (b) Successful Election Fraud; (c) Economics of Impeachment; and (d)  Effective Ways of Lying.

 
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