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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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SMS Quote Text Message #5737

Date: Sat, Apr 18, 2009
Time: 8:58 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

Mar explaining his TV commercial:

‘Never pa akong nakasakay sa pedicab. Pero nang sabihin ng aking PR agency na kailangan kong sumakay dito for a TV ad, na-excite po ako. Imagine po nyo, apo ng isang dating presidente, dating DTI secretary at congressman, at ngayon, ay senador, sasakay ng padyak?! Hindi ko yata keri! Pero nagbago isip ko nang sabihin ng future wife ko, ‘Mar, handa ka na ba? You need to do this.. para kagatin ka ng masa.. Go ahead, honey, padyak your way to the palace!’

SMS Quote Text Message #5735

Date: Sat, Apr 18, 2009
Time: 8:55 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny, Politics

ETONG SA’YO:

Investigators say Ted Failon Etong’s wife sustained a gunshot wound to her head. When Senator Lapid heard this, he said, ‘Gunshot wound?! Grabe naman! Na-recover ba ang patalim?’

For helping Ted Failon Etong, Justiis Secretary Raul Gonzales says PAO Chief Persida Rueda-Acosta is crazy. He should know… He’s her counterpart.

SMS Quote Text Message #5712

Date: Wed, Apr 15, 2009
Time: 8:43 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politics

Hating Unggoy:

UNGGOY1:
hahatiin natin
yung saging
sa 3 ha!
UNGGOY2:
bakit 3?
e, 2
lang tayo!
UNGGOY1:
gusto mo mamatay!
e, yang si MIKE A.
hihingi sigurado?

SMS Quote Text Message #5705

Date: Tue, Apr 14, 2009
Time: 8:43 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

The Philippines has been dislodged by Indonesia and Thailand as the most corrupt economy according to the March 2009 survey by the Political and Risk Consultancy. Six nations are now perceived to be more corrupt than the Philippines. That’s what happens when the First Gentleman ‘underperforms.’

SMS Quote Text Message #5703

Date: Tue, Apr 14, 2009
Time: 8:42 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Politics

Nang malaman ni ex-Senator Sonny Osmena na nagre-recruit si SC Chief Justice Reynato Puno ng mga miyembro para sa 8-man group ng ‘Moral Force Movement,’ sabi niya…

‘Moral Force?! Sounds exciting without the M!’