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SMS Quote | Text Message #652
2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (2 votes)

Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 52 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 - 100.00% (2 votes)
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Date: Fri, May, 04, 2007
Time: 12:35 am
Sent by: inLign
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #652
May 4, 2007

Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s
mga terorista at ngtago s
mga sako s farm!

Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan?

Terrorist2: mga sako lng!
tngnan m ang lman!

cnipa ng terorista ang
sako, “meow” sbi ni GMA!

Terrorist2: PUSA!


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Date: Fri, Apr, 27, 2007
Time: 12:10 am
Sent by: aze24
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #607
April 27, 2007

RUSSIAN: We’r 1st in space
USA: We’r 1st in d moon
ERAP: We’ll be the 1st in the sun
USA: U cnt go der? You’ll burn!
ERAP: We’r not s2pid,we’ll go der at NIGHT


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Date: Thu, Mar, 29, 2007
Time: 11:18 am
Sent by: che
Category: Politician, Sayings
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SMS Quote | Text Message #482
March 29, 2007

Guys pls vote for Pichay,
kasi uncle ko sya.. Tnx!

- Kintsay
GUD PM! hehehe…


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1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 - 100.00% (1 votes)
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Date: Tue, Mar, 27, 2007
Time: 11:16 am
Sent by: chelle
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #478
March 27, 2007

SEXY CHICK: Pangarap kong magkaanak.

PICHAY: Pangarap kong tuparin ang mga pangarap mo!

Pichay para sa senado. Itanim ang kay Pichay!ü


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Date: Sat, Feb, 03, 2007
Time: 2:00 pm
Sent by: che
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #349
February 3, 2007

HENRY SY-
half FILIPINO,
half CHINESE.

JUAN FLAVIER-
half FILIPINO
half IGOROT.

RAUL ROCO-
half HAWIAAN


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1 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 5 - 80.00% (1 votes)
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Date: Mon, Jan, 29, 2007
Time: 6:27 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #329
January 29, 2007

Driver: Sir, pwdng tgnan
kung umiilaw ang parking
light.
ERAP: OK, gumagana!
D: E yung headlights, sir?
ERAP: Ok din!
D: Sir, yung signal light
pakitingin.
ERAP: Gumagana, ay ayaw,
ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay
gumagana…Ü

xandra

 

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