Top 5 Suggested Campaign Slogans for Bro. Mike:

5. Tandaan ang pangalan: Bro. Mike po lamang. Iba po yung Bro. Eddie. Siya po yong talunan! Amen? Amen!

4. Mike Velarde: Kakampi ng militante. Sa Edsa man o sa Mendiola pwedeng mag-prayer rally!

3. Sundin ang Utos ni Yahweh… Iboto si Velarde!

2. Sa ikauunlad ng bayan… payong at panyo ang kailangan!

1. Pagkain para sa mahirap! Sisig, luglog at umaapaw pa!

The latest SWS survey showed that 66% of Pinoys are opposed to Cha-cha that would allow PGMA to extend her term.

If it’s any consolation, a whopping 88% are in favor of seeing PGMA inaugurate new projects in Ifugao every week.

The White House has a new pet! Sen. Ted Kennedy gave a Portuguese water dog to the Obamas.

That’s nothing…

Malacanang has its own lucky bitch since 2001!

Erap has bared the names of the opposition’s potential bets in the 2010 senatorial elections.

Liberal Party’s Mar Roxas II has also revealed his party’s three possible senatorial bets. Asked why he picked only 3, he said, ‘Bakit? Kasya po ba ang labindalawa sa pedicab?’

QUOTABLE QUOTE:

‘Mar Roxas po.. dating palengkero, ngayon, pedicab driver na. Kapag di pa ko pumasok sa top 5 sa susunod na survey.. baka subukan ko naman ang ibang trabaho: street sweeper, construction worker, traffic enforcer, caregiver o kahit macho dancer. Bahala na. Basta ‘wag n’yong kakalimutan.. sama-sama tayo. Hindi ko kayo pababayaan. Lalaban tayo. At lahat nang ginagawa ko para sa bayan.’