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Text Message 652
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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Text Message 6051

Date: Sat, May 30, 2009
Time: 9:01 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny,Politics

2010 Teams to beat:

Lacson-Biazon or Ping-Pong

De Castro-Mel Tiangco or Kabayan-Kapuso

Sotto-Sonny Osmena or Tito-Tita

Text Message 6030

Date: Wed, May 27, 2009
Time: 9:22 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny,Politics

One day in New York, Erap and Jinggoy took their lunches to the local cafe to eat.
“Hey!” yelled the owner, “You can’t eat your own food here!”
“Okay, no problem,” said Erap. So he and Jinggoy swapped their sandwiches.

Text Message 5997

Date: Sat, May 23, 2009
Time: 8:58 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult,Celebrity,Politics

Hayden Kho Light Bites:

1. Q: What is 6 feet vertically and 4.5 inches horizontally?
A: An “excited” Hayden Kho in front of the camera.
2. Q: If Hayden were Ping Lacson, how would he make women happy?
A: Sunud-sunud na putok.
3. Q: If Hayden were Sen. Dick, how would he make women happy?
A: By not relying on the tongue.

Text Message 5959

Date: Mon, May 18, 2009
Time: 9:35 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny,Politics

Inspired by the TV ad of Mayor Jojo Binay, Makati City is set to adopt a new slogan, “Kalimutan ang mga pangarap. Sa Makati, masarap maging mahirap!”:-O

Text Message 5935

Date: Thu, May 14, 2009
Time: 8:53 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations,Politics

Laarni: Erap, paki tanong naman kay Dra. Loi kung ano ang gamot para sa kuto?

Erap: Bakit ano ba ang sakit ng kuto mo?!

Text Message 5924

Date: Wed, May 13, 2009
Time: 8:50 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity,Funny,Politics

Laguna Rep. Edgar San Luis has filed a resolution seeking to confer honorary citizenship on Pacman’s coach Freddie Roach. The resolution has the support of PGMA, the country’s honorary president.

Text Message 5883

Date: Thu, May 7, 2009
Time: 7:56 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult,Politics

Loi was playing cards when Erap called.

Erap asks, “What are you playing?”

Loi replies, “Solitaire.”

Erap said, “Talaga? Sino kalaro mo?”

Text Message 5867

Date: Tue, May 5, 2009
Time: 9:14 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny,Politics

Sen. Lapid: “Bird Flu, ok pa,pero Swine Flu, hindi ako bilib!!!
Paano lilipad ang baboy?”