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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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SMS Quote Text Message #5807

Date: Mon, Apr 27, 2009
Time: 9:14 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politics

JAMBY: I’ll sue you for obstruction of justice!

PGMA: (ala Lolit Solis) So sue me!

JAMBY: Huwag na nga lang. Hindi kita type eh!

SMS Quote Text Message #5804

Date: Mon, Apr 27, 2009
Time: 9:12 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

Mga mahal kong kababayan, tingnan nyo. Ayan! Dahil sa kakalipat ni PGMA ng holidays, pati tuloy summer, napalitan na rin ng tag-ulan! :-p

SMS Quote Text Message #5788

Date: Fri, Apr 24, 2009
Time: 8:43 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

Bro. Eddie V., who’s running again for President next year wants Gov. Among Ed to be his running mate.

Bro. Eddie has reportedly come up with a possible slogan… ‘Todo na ito: Villanueva at Panlilio! Ang hindi bumuto…
diretso sa impiyerno!’ (nakakatakot!)

SMS Quote Text Message #5780

Date: Thu, Apr 23, 2009
Time: 8:54 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

Sen. Lapid couldn’t understand why the media is opposing the Right of Reply bill.

The gentleman from Pampanga believes that everyone has the right to reply… as long as ‘meron siyang load!’

SMS Quote Text Message #5779

Date: Thu, Apr 23, 2009
Time: 8:53 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

Amid the continuing ‘road to nowhere’ controversy, Sen. Manny Villar denied that he was behind a new religious cult that calls itself, ‘ANG BAGONG DAAN.’