Nagpahula si PGMA. Sabi ng manghuhula, “Maghanda ka na maging biyuda! Mapapatay ang iyong asawa.”

Tanong ni PGMA, “Maabsuwelto ba ako?”

PGMA and FG were at a baseball game. Suddenly FG grab PGMA by the collar and throws her over the side and onto the field.

The stunned umpire shouted, “No, Sir! I said, ‘Throw the first PITCH!’”

2010 Teams to beat:

Lacson-Biazon or Ping-Pong

De Castro-Mel Tiangco or Kabayan-Kapuso

Sotto-Sonny Osmena or Tito-Tita

One day in New York, Erap and Jinggoy took their lunches to the local cafe to eat.
“Hey!” yelled the owner, “You can’t eat your own food here!”
“Okay, no problem,” said Erap. So he and Jinggoy swapped their sandwiches.

Inspired by the TV ad of Mayor Jojo Binay, Makati City is set to adopt a new slogan, “Kalimutan ang mga pangarap. Sa Makati, masarap maging mahirap!”:-O