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Text Message #6665: The word “politics”

dirtyoldman — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:33:12 +0000

Only in Pinas…

do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well.

‘Poli’ in Latin means ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures.”

Text Message #6657: PGMA postage stamps defective

dirtyoldman — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:22:39 +0000

Newly issued PGMA postage stamps by Phil. Post was found to be defective. After an investigation the postal authorities found the stamp is OK, but people just spit on the wrong side of the stamp.

Text Message #6647: Presidente..alis ng alis

dirtyoldman — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:47:34 +0000

“ang hirap daw s ating presidente..alis ng alis…uwi rin naman ng uwi!”

Text Message #6639: Characteristics of Presidentiables

dirtyoldman — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 01:27:12 +0000

Characteristics of Presidentiables:

CHIZ- doble kara
VILLAR- doble kalye
ERAP- doble hirap
MAR & JAMBY- double gender
LOREN- double lover
PING- double murder?

Text Message #6629: Show gratitude for what is left behind

dirtyoldman — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 02:32:31 +0000

“This country should not show hatred over what is stolen, but instead show gratitude for what is left behind…”

-GMA & Family.

Text Message #6624: What does PGMA mean

dirtyoldman — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:07:07 +0000

What does PGMA mean?

P-angulong
G-aling
M-angurakot
A-raw-araw

hehehe

Text Message #6613: Campaign Slogans 2010

dirtyoldman — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:07:26 +0000

PROPOSED CAMPAIGN SLOGANS:

Villar: Akala mo sipag at tiyaga?! Kay Cynthia lahat galing ‘to!!

Noynoy: Dugong Bayani!

Recto: Ko Recto!

Sonny Osmena: Ang ganda ng lola moh!

Text Message #6595: GMA is the BEaST prisedent

dirtyoldman — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:59:05 +0000

“In fairness, GMA is the BEaST prisedent..”

-Manny Pacquiao speaking…
How prophetic ba, hehehe.. :-D

Text Message #6594: Inggit na inggit si Mikey kay Noynoy

dirtyoldman — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:58:11 +0000

NEWS-FLASH!!! .. inggit na inggit si Mikey kay Noynoy .. wish niya na ma-assasinate daddy niya at mamatay sa cancer mommy niya para ma-endorse siyang Presidente!

MIKEY for PRESIDENT!!!

.. gather 10 million signatures for his wish – pls pass to 12 of ur intelligent frends .. do not break d chain! (“,)

Text Message #6567: GMA dropped plans to buy a presidential jet

dirtyoldman — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 02:23:50 +0000

GMA dropped plans to buy a presidential jet.
When told it would cost p1.2 billion, she said:
“Ish dat sho? Datsh a lot of money. Ikain na lang natin sa restoh!

Text Message #6552: If elected I promise

dirtyoldman — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:15:34 +0000

A little girl asks her dad, “Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time?”

And he replies, “No, there’s a whole series of ‘em that begin with ‘If elected I promise…’”

Text Message #6533: Package deal and First Lady

dirtyoldman — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:59:16 +0000

Q: Why did Noynoy have to pray for discernment even after Mar withdrew from the presidential derby?

A: Because in their meetings, Mar said package deal ang FIRST LADY. :-P

Text Message #6532: Remain single for Joshua

dirtyoldman — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:58:42 +0000

A Sister’s Advice:

A woman named Kris told her Kuya
Remain single please for Joshua
Ping Lacson protested:
“Shalani’s educated
And she never had chlamydia!”:-)

Text Message #6526: Huwag pakikialaman ang itlog ng iba

dirtyoldman — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:00:16 +0000

Ano ang aral na
mapupulot sa
Jurassic Park?
ANS

Huwag na huwag
pakikialaman ang
itlog ng iba!;-)

-Chavit Singson-

Text Message #6525: Steal mo loose funds

dirtyoldman — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 00:36:33 +0000

Ginagaya ni GMA ang STIMULUS FUND ni OBAMA.

Ang tawag nila ni FG dito ay “STEAL MO LOOSE FUNDS”. :-o

Text Message #6517: Here Comes The Bribe

dirtyoldman — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 01:02:18 +0000

Sa renewal of vows nila ni FG at GMA ang wedding march na tinugtog ay “Here Comes The Bribe.”