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]]> Sen. Lito Lapid was shocked by d news dat Lacson msterminded d Dacer twin murders.
Lapid was heard saying, “grabe nman siya! d na naawa sa kambal” :-D


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]]> FG: (to maid) Miss, can u do something about Glo’s room. She complains that it’s d ugliest room in Malacanang.

MAID: Yes, sir…
I’ll remove d mirrors ASAP.


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]]> Mike Arroyo is a great supporter of sports. In fact he will introduce a new sport. It is called “Heavyweight Kickbacking”.


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]]> Gloria and Erap

Isang araw, nakasalubong daw ni Gloria si Erap na lasing. Dahil di magkasundo ang dalawa, nauwi ang pagtatagpo sa asaran. Erap: “Pandak! Pandak! Pandak!” Gloria: “Lasing! Lasing! Lasing!” Erap: “Di bale, bukas di na ako lasing, eh ikaw pag gising mo, pandak ka pa rin.”


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]]> itinu-TOUR ni satan si ERAP sa heLL,
nakita nya si MARCOS hanggang dibdib ang apoy,
si RAMOS hanggang leeg ang apoy,
pero
si GLORIA hanggang tuhod lang, ask nya si satan WHY???
Satan answered: kasi nakatuntong siya sa
balikat ni MIKE!


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]]> Full form of OBAMA:

O – Originally
B – Born in
A – Africa to
M – Manage
A – America


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]]> President Barack 0bama finally calls up Malacanang..

0BAMA: hello, could i please speak to that small but great filipina who is the pride of all filipinos?

GMA: (kinilig) yes, Mr. President?!? how are you?

0BAMA: congratulations Charice! that was a great performance you gave at my inauguration.


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]]> ANTI GRAFT GROUP:
How did u manage 2 buy such a villa w/ ur low govt salary?

BIR DIRECTOR:
While fishing last summer, I caught a golden fish. When I took off the hook, the fish opened its mouth & said, I’m a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea & I’ll give u a villa.

AGG: How can u prove such a story?

BD: Well, u can see the villa, can’t u?


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]]> Q: What do politicians and porn stars have in common?

A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.


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]]> After Pres Bush steps down from the Oval Office, Pres. Obama will appoint him Ambassador to Iraq.

His title-
“AMB. BUSH”

His mission order.
“SHOE to KILL!”


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]]> Mas bigtime ang inagurasyon ni GMA kaysa kay Obama. After taking her oath in 2001 & 2004, sinusumpa pa rin si GMA hanggang ngayon.


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]]> Sigaw ng mga amerikano sa presidente nila:
0BAMA!
0BAMA!
0BAMA!

Sigaw ng mga pilipino sa presidente natin:
BABA NA!
BABA NA!
BABA NA!


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]]> Kung buhay pa si FPJ, ganito sila mag-usap ni ERAP..

ERAP: Bakit itong pork n beans ko, walang pork?

FPJ: Pare, itong corned beef ko, wala ring mais, eh!


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]]> New road signs from MMDA for 2009:

- Ang mahuling umiihi dito, puputulan
- Ang humahadlang sa trapiko, tutuhugin at lilitsunin
-Ang nakasando at tsinelas sa public area, huhubaran
-Bawal magkalat, parusa: ipapako sa krus

“Vote Bayani for President of Gaza Strip!!”


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]]> PGMA: Father, everyone thinks I’m a liar.
Priest: Really?… I don’t believe you! (’,)ha ha ha!!!


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]]> Mikey Arroyo says his  mother will go back to teaching after 2010. She will teach the following subjects: (a) Advanced Graft and Corruption; (b) Successful Election Fraud; (c) Economics of Impeachment; and (d)  Effective Ways of Lying.


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