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SMS Quote | Text Message #652
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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Date: Tue, Feb, 10, 2009
Time: 8:44 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #5343
February 10, 2009

itinu-TOUR ni satan si ERAP sa heLL,
nakita nya si MARCOS hanggang dibdib ang apoy,
si RAMOS hanggang leeg ang apoy,
pero
si GLORIA hanggang tuhod lang, ask nya si satan WHY???
Satan answered: kasi nakatuntong siya sa
balikat ni MIKE!


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Date: Mon, Feb, 09, 2009
Time: 8:59 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #5334
February 9, 2009

Full form of OBAMA:

O – Originally
B – Born in
A – Africa to
M – Manage
A – America


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Date: Thu, Feb, 05, 2009
Time: 4:47 pm
Sent by: ghanie
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #5311
February 5, 2009

President Barack 0bama finally calls up Malacanang..

0BAMA: hello, could i please speak to that small but great filipina who is the pride of all filipinos?

GMA: (kinilig) yes, Mr. President?!? how are you?

0BAMA: congratulations Charice! that was a great performance you gave at my inauguration.


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Date: Tue, Feb, 03, 2009
Time: 8:43 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #5297
February 3, 2009

ANTI GRAFT GROUP:
How did u manage 2 buy such a villa w/ ur low govt salary?

BIR DIRECTOR:
While fishing last summer, I caught a golden fish. When I took off the hook, the fish opened its mouth & said, I’m a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea & I’ll give u a villa.

AGG: How can u prove such a story?

BD: Well, u can see the villa, can’t u?


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Date: Wed, Jan, 28, 2009
Time: 8:46 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #5261
January 28, 2009

Q: What do politicians and porn stars have in common?

A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.


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Date: Wed, Jan, 28, 2009
Time: 8:46 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #5260
January 28, 2009

After Pres Bush steps down from the Oval Office, Pres. Obama will appoint him Ambassador to Iraq.

His title-
“AMB. BUSH”

His mission order.
“SHOE to KILL!”


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Date: Mon, Jan, 26, 2009
Time: 7:56 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #5249
January 26, 2009

Mas bigtime ang inagurasyon ni GMA kaysa kay Obama. After taking her oath in 2001 & 2004, sinusumpa pa rin si GMA hanggang ngayon.


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Date: Thu, Jan, 22, 2009
Time: 8:25 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #5233
January 22, 2009

Sigaw ng mga amerikano sa presidente nila:
0BAMA!
0BAMA!
0BAMA!

Sigaw ng mga pilipino sa presidente natin:
BABA NA!
BABA NA!
BABA NA!

 
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