Only in Pinas…

do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well.

‘Poli’ in Latin means ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures.”

Newly issued PGMA postage stamps by Phil. Post was found to be defective. After an investigation the postal authorities found the stamp is OK, but people just spit on the wrong side of the stamp.

“ang hirap daw s ating presidente..alis ng alis…uwi rin naman ng uwi!”

Characteristics of Presidentiables:

CHIZ- doble kara
VILLAR- doble kalye
ERAP- doble hirap
MAR & JAMBY- double gender
LOREN- double lover
PING- double murder?