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SMS Quote | Text Message #652
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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Date: Thu, Mar, 26, 2009
Time: 8:36 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote Text Message #5570
March 26, 2009

Sen. Lito Lapid was shocked by d news dat Lacson msterminded d Dacer twin murders.
Lapid was heard saying, “grabe nman siya! d na naawa sa kambal” :-D


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Date: Wed, Mar, 18, 2009
Time: 8:45 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote Text Message #5533
March 18, 2009

FG: (to maid) Miss, can u do something about Glo’s room. She complains that it’s d ugliest room in Malacanang.

MAID: Yes, sir…
I’ll remove d mirrors ASAP.


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Date: Mon, Mar, 16, 2009
Time: 9:13 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote Text Message #5520
March 16, 2009

Mike Arroyo is a great supporter of sports. In fact he will introduce a new sport. It is called “Heavyweight Kickbacking”.


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Date: Fri, Mar, 13, 2009
Time: 8:17 pm
Sent by: vivs
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote Text Message #5507
March 13, 2009

Gloria and Erap

Isang araw, nakasalubong daw ni Gloria si Erap na lasing. Dahil di magkasundo ang dalawa, nauwi ang pagtatagpo sa asaran. Erap: “Pandak! Pandak! Pandak!” Gloria: “Lasing! Lasing! Lasing!” Erap: “Di bale, bukas di na ako lasing, eh ikaw pag gising mo, pandak ka pa rin.”


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Date: Tue, Feb, 10, 2009
Time: 8:44 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5343
February 10, 2009

itinu-TOUR ni satan si ERAP sa heLL,
nakita nya si MARCOS hanggang dibdib ang apoy,
si RAMOS hanggang leeg ang apoy,
pero
si GLORIA hanggang tuhod lang, ask nya si satan WHY???
Satan answered: kasi nakatuntong siya sa
balikat ni MIKE!


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Date: Mon, Feb, 09, 2009
Time: 8:59 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5334
February 9, 2009

Full form of OBAMA:

O – Originally
B – Born in
A – Africa to
M – Manage
A – America


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Date: Thu, Feb, 05, 2009
Time: 4:47 pm
Sent by: ghanie
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5311
February 5, 2009

President Barack 0bama finally calls up Malacanang..

0BAMA: hello, could i please speak to that small but great filipina who is the pride of all filipinos?

GMA: (kinilig) yes, Mr. President?!? how are you?

0BAMA: congratulations Charice! that was a great performance you gave at my inauguration.


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Date: Tue, Feb, 03, 2009
Time: 8:43 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5297
February 3, 2009

ANTI GRAFT GROUP:
How did u manage 2 buy such a villa w/ ur low govt salary?

BIR DIRECTOR:
While fishing last summer, I caught a golden fish. When I took off the hook, the fish opened its mouth & said, I’m a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea & I’ll give u a villa.

AGG: How can u prove such a story?

BD: Well, u can see the villa, can’t u?

 
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