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Text Message #652
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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Text Message #6665: The word “politics”

Date: Fri, Sep 25, 2009
Time: 8:33 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

Only in Pinas…

do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well.

‘Poli’ in Latin means ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures.”

Text Message #6657: PGMA postage stamps defective

Date: Wed, Sep 23, 2009
Time: 9:22 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

Newly issued PGMA postage stamps by Phil. Post was found to be defective. After an investigation the postal authorities found the stamp is OK, but people just spit on the wrong side of the stamp.

Text Message #6647: Presidente..alis ng alis

Date: Tue, Sep 22, 2009
Time: 8:47 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

“ang hirap daw s ating presidente..alis ng alis…uwi rin naman ng uwi!”

Text Message #6639: Characteristics of Presidentiables

Date: Mon, Sep 21, 2009
Time: 9:27 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

Characteristics of Presidentiables:

CHIZ- doble kara
VILLAR- doble kalye
ERAP- doble hirap
MAR & JAMBY- double gender
LOREN- double lover
PING- double murder?

Text Message #6629: Show gratitude for what is left behind

Date: Sat, Sep 19, 2009
Time: 10:32 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Politics, Sayings

“This country should not show hatred over what is stolen, but instead show gratitude for what is left behind…”

-GMA & Family.