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Text Message 12101: Tunay na love parang Emperador Lights
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ang PAGMAMAHAL hindi yan prang GSM BLUE, MASARAP MAKiHALO. prang TANDUAY iCE yan, BAWAL i'SHARE. kc nga hindi yan prang THE BAR na ALWAYS OPEN para saiba. pro tandaan mu prin na ang tunay na LOVE prang, EMPERADOR LiGHTS, habang tumatagal LALONG SUMASARAP. tama ! .. good morning :)

Text Message 11734: Walang disenteng babae

Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Sayings SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By:
Date: Mon, Jan 16, 2012
Time: 10:36 am

Lucy Torres: Walang disenteng babae ang tumatawag sa may asawa ng 3am! Maghanap ka ng sarili mong asawa!

Vice Ganda: Walang disenteng babae ang tumatawag sa may asawa ng 3am. 4:30 ka tumawag!:-D

Text Message 11733: Kapag Pilipino na ang Math

Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Funny SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By:
Date: Mon, Jan 16, 2012
Time: 10:36 am

Maka survive ka pa kaya kapag Pilipino na ang Math? Halimbawa..

“Square root of X raised to the power of 10.”

Sa Pilipino..

“Parisukat ugat ng ekis itaas sa kapangyarihan ng sampu!”

O di ba? Kung NOSEBLEED ka sa English, TUYO naman ang dugo mo sa Pilipino!

Text Message 11718: Bahay condo, kahit munti

Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Lyrics SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By:
Date: Fri, Jan 13, 2012
Time: 9:17 am

BAHAY KUBO (2012 Version)

Bahay condo, kahit munti
Ang gadgets doon ay sari-sari
Flat screen na TV, blueray na DVD
iPod, iPad at iPhone
Laptop na malaki, laptop na maliit
At saka meron, portable MP3
Digicam, videocam, wifi at HD
Sa paligid-ligid ay puno ng charger

Text Message 11714: Hahayaan mo rin pala ako masaktan

Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Sayings SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By:
Date: Wed, Jan 11, 2012
Time: 10:54 pm

“Bakit mo aq inaalagaan kung sa huli ay hahayaan mo rin pala akong masaktan.”

–MANOK PANSABONG.

Goodnight. :)

Text Message 11704: Holda-fun, karna-fun, kidna-fun

Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Tagalog Funny SMS
By:
Date: Mon, Jan 9, 2012
Time: 2:55 pm

It’s more fun in the Philippines?
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more holda-fun
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karna-fun
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kidna-fun? buset!

Text Message 11702: Singilin mo yung sahig

Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Conversations SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By:
Date: Mon, Jan 9, 2012
Time: 2:55 pm

Tindera: Sir, nabasag mo, bayaran mo po.
Ako: Bakit ako?
Tindera: eh, nahulog mo po, e kaya nabasag.
Ako: Saan ba nahulog?
Tindera: Sa sahig.
Ako: Saan ba nabasag?
Tindera: Sa sahig.
Ako: Oh, edi, singilin mo yung sahig!

Text Message 11697: Ang tiwala parang papel

Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Break Up SMS, Tagalog Love SMS
By:
Date: Sun, Jan 8, 2012
Time: 8:13 am

“Ang tiwala parang papel..

Kapag nilukot mo hindi naman agad masisira..

pero kahit anung tuwid mo, malabo ng maibalik sa dati..”

Text Message 11693: Satanas napasigaw Oh My God!

Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Funny SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By:
Date: Sat, Jan 7, 2012
Time: 9:18 am

Si SATANAS

na-slide

sa CR… at napasigaw ng

“OH MY GOD!” :-D

Text Message 11687: Sold na, nabili na

Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Conversations SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By:
Date: Fri, Jan 6, 2012
Time: 9:29 am

TINDERA: Sir, hindi mo ba nabasa ‘to? “IT’S NICE TO TOUCH, IT’S NICE TO HOLD, BUT WHEN YOU BREAK IT, IT’S CONSIDERED SOLD.”
JUAN: oh, ayun naman pala!
TINDERA: So babayaran mo na?
JUAN: Hindi ka ba nakakaintindi ng ingles? Sabi dyan, SOLD. Tapos na! Nabili na! Nabayaran na! Tapos ano? Pababayaran mo pa ako?

Text Message 11686: Tetris in a sentence

Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Funny SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By:
Date: Fri, Jan 6, 2012
Time: 9:27 am

Use “TETRIS” In A Sentence!

Walang Hiyang Magnanakaw Yun Ah..
“Tetris” Na Nga Lang Laman Ng Wallet
Ninakaw Pa…!