Ang pinakamahalagang bagay na dapat tandaan kapag nagmahal ka ng isang tao ay:
HUWAG kang magmahal ng iba.
Text Message 10728: Huwag kang magmahal ng iba
Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Love SMS, Tagalog Love SMS
By: katiekat
Date: Tue, Jul 5, 2011
Time: 6:19 pm
Subcategory: Love SMS, Tagalog Love SMS
By: katiekat
Date: Tue, Jul 5, 2011
Time: 6:19 pm
Text Message 10726: Open is your fight
Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Conversations SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Tue, Jul 5, 2011
Time: 11:38 am
Subcategory: Conversations SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Tue, Jul 5, 2011
Time: 11:38 am
ERAP: Good luck Manny, I know… Open is your fight, I mean is “bukas ang laban mo.”
MANNY: Thanks sir, but… Tomorrow is your zipper, I mean “bukas ang zipper mo.”
Text Message 10717: Di majustify ang mga Pajero
Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Politics SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Mon, Jul 4, 2011
Time: 10:10 am
Subcategory: Politics SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Mon, Jul 4, 2011
Time: 10:10 am
Di nila majustify yung 7 PAJERO na binigay sa mga obispo, dapat kasi ang binigay nila ay SAFARI para madali i justify, Para “SA FARI” ;)GANDANG UMAGA:*
Text Message 10710: Ang dapat mo ng kalimutan
Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Love SMS, Tagalog Love SMS
By: katiekat
Date: Sun, Jul 3, 2011
Time: 9:22 pm
Subcategory: Love SMS, Tagalog Love SMS
By: katiekat
Date: Sun, Jul 3, 2011
Time: 9:22 pm
“Mahirap kapag
nakalimutan mo
ang dapat tandaan.
Pero mas mahirap kapag lagi mong natatandaan ang dapat mo
ng kalimutan.”
Text Message 10688: Mga Salawikain
Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Funny SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Tue, Jun 28, 2011
Time: 12:39 pm
Subcategory: Funny SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Tue, Jun 28, 2011
Time: 12:39 pm
Mga Salawikain ni Aling Dionisia:
*Ang di lumingon sa pinanggalingan, natulala sa aking kagandahan.
*Aanhin pa ang droga, kung sa akin pa lang naadik na sila!
*Ang taong walang kibo,
crush ako!
*Madali ang magpacute, mahirap maging cute!
*Bakit kailangan pang magsimba kung nasa harap mo na ang dyosa!
Text Message 10673: Sosyal ang menu
Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Conversations SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Mon, Jun 27, 2011
Time: 10:12 am
Subcategory: Conversations SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Mon, Jun 27, 2011
Time: 10:12 am
Amo: Inday samahan mo ako mmya sa isang symphony concert. Inday: Yes mam. ( As dey tok der seats n d orchestra hall, dey wer handed d programmes. Binuksan ni Inday ang programmes at ngkunwaring ngbasa. Psulyap sulyap c Inday sa amo. Nang d mkatiis….) Inday: Mam, pancit nlang ho order ko! D ko alam kung anong putahe ang nkasulat d2 eh, msyado yta sosyal ang mga menu d2!
Text Message 10672: Basag ang boses
Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Celebrity SMS, Conversations SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Mon, Jun 27, 2011
Time: 10:11 am
Subcategory: Celebrity SMS, Conversations SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Mon, Jun 27, 2011
Time: 10:11 am
ALING DIONY: (kumakanta)
ERAP: Mareng Dionesia, alam mo ang ganyang boses, mahirap mapulot yan..
ALING DIONESIA
(natuwa):
talaga? Bakit naman?
ERAP: basag eh!
God bless your day!
Text Message 10669: Kapag cute ka na
Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Funny SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: calarit
Date: Sun, Jun 26, 2011
Time: 4:59 pm
Subcategory: Funny SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: calarit
Date: Sun, Jun 26, 2011
Time: 4:59 pm
Kapag
cute
ka na…
press down
tange!
hindi ngayon!
kapag
cute ka na!
oh! Pumindot
pa!
naku!
ipinagpipilitan pa tlaga!
haha!!!!
peace!!!
haha cute n0h?
Text Message 10665: Tamad daw ako
Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Conversations SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Sun, Jun 26, 2011
Time: 9:42 am
Subcategory: Conversations SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Sun, Jun 26, 2011
Time: 9:42 am
TONYO: Araw-araw ako sinasabihan sa bahay na TAMAD kaya araw-araw din akong nagpaplanong maglayas!
ANTON: Bakit di natutuloy?
TONYO: Tinatamad ako!
Text Message 10664: Wala kayo sa lola ko
Category: Tagalog SMS
Subcategory: Conversations SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Sun, Jun 26, 2011
Time: 9:42 am
Subcategory: Conversations SMS, Tagalog Funny SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Sun, Jun 26, 2011
Time: 9:42 am
PEDRO: Lola ko 85 na, itim pa buhok!
ANDRES: Lola ko, 90, tumutubo pa ipen!
JUAN: Lola ko 95, nasa ospital.
ANDRES: May sakit?
JUAN: Wala, nanganak!
