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SMS Quote | Text Message #4798

chelle — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 06:07:51 +0000

Do you know that SEX can determine your age? Just do a simple math … How many TIMES would you like to have sex in 1 WEEK?

Multiply by 2 plus 5 x 50 plus 1758; then, subtract your birth year … the result’s LAST TWO DIGITS is your AGE.
Try it … Text me if i’m wrong.

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4757

icezorg — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:27:23 +0000

Ang sagot mo yun ang priority mo sa buhay.
FONE- trabaho or studies.
SAMPAY- family.
DOOR- social life or friends.
BABY- sexlife.

manu

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4756

icezorg — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:22:50 +0000

Psych Test:
Alin ang una
mong la2pitan?
-kumakatok sa pinto?
-umiiyak na baby?
-nagriring na fone? o
-sinampay kc umuulan?
Antayin ko sagot mo.ü

manu

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4432

dirtyoldman — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:29:07 +0000

Read each word IN REVERSE:
A
suomaf
rotcod
dlot
em
taht
ylno
LATNEM
stneitap
evah
eht
tnelat
ot
daer
SMS
neve
nehw
sti
nettirw
ni
esrever.

Basa m0? Galing! Joke joke joke.

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3356

dirtyoldman — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:19:12 +0000

There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals : King Kong, Ape, Orangutan, and a Monkey pass by. They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds.

Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.

if your answer is :

Orangutan = ur n trouble

Ape = u r n deep trouble

Monkey = You are nt mkng sense

King Kong = tsk! U sure?!

WHY ??

COCONUT TREES DON’T HAVE BANANAS…..

It’s obvious you’re stressed!

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2950

mama_prito — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:26:30 +0000

91- 22o mgmhal
92-mdalng mhln
93-mtndi mgmhl
94-mpg paraya
95-mhlg sa sex
96-sel0so
97-ga2win lhat para s mnmahal
98- 2 timer!..n0w i kn0w u..ÜÜÜ

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2949

mama_prito — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:25:26 +0000

91 92 93 94
95
96 97
98

Ingat sa pag pili ng brief case , its about Love!
send mo sa akin ang na pili mo!

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2865

matsocampo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:48:48 +0000

Binili mo sya ng BLACK, ginamit mo sya ng RED tapos nung tinapon mo naging WHITE. 5-letter tagalog word: _ _ _ N _ or 8-letter english word _ _ _ R _ _ A _. Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2848

matsocampo — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 14:52:00 +0000

C “mats”
kapag naiicp q
parang color
“_______”

cHus oNe:
pink
blue
yellow
orange
green
white
black
red

i’lL snd d meaning
aftr..

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2762

icezorg — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:42:06 +0000

u
spin
d bottle,
it
pointed
on
me,
u askd me
“truth
or
consequence?”
i
sed
“truth!”

now
wat
question
do
u wna ask
me??
(anythng)

mjaey

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2660

matsocampo — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:33:03 +0000

pls answer this
TING/Mats
-s my:
-i met her at:
-i lyk her coz:
-cute xa pag:
-tahimik xa pg:
-ayaw nya ng:
-mgaling xa sa:
-lav nya c:
-bagay cla ni:
-msg ko 4 u:

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