TxtBuff » Games http://www.txtbuff.com Text Messages Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:29:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Text Message #6476: Turn the phone upside down http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/31/text-message-6476-turn-the-phone-upside-down/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/31/text-message-6476-turn-the-phone-upside-down/#comments Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:40:24 +0000 icezorg http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/31/text-message-6476-turn-the-phone-upside-down/ Here’s a Da Vinci code w/c was broken:

0nh P33N I h73NO7 O5 W,I 35V37d 3W d73H

Turn d phone upside down to read. Dont be afraid; be strong!..

txtb?17

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which mouse
has 2 legs?

Mickey Mouse.

now which duck
has 2 legs?

If you thought donald duck then you are under stress! All ducks have 2 legs.

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say “siLk” 5 times.

Now speLL “siLk”.

What do cows drink?

Answer: cows drink water. If you said miLk ur brain is over-stressed.

txtb?17

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ur cp last # x 2,

add 5,

x 50,

add ur AGE,

+ 365,

& minus 615,

D last 2 nos.
IS UR AGE?!!

ASTIG NO?!

PAKALAT MO 22o yn.

txtb?14

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Multiply by 2 plus 5 x 50 plus 1758; then, subtract your birth year … the result’s LAST TWO DIGITS is your AGE.
Try it … Text me if i’m wrong.

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FONE- trabaho or studies.
SAMPAY- family.
DOOR- social life or friends.
BABY- sexlife.

manu

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Alin ang una
mong la2pitan?
-kumakatok sa pinto?
-umiiyak na baby?
-nagriring na fone? o
-sinampay kc umuulan?
Antayin ko sagot mo.ü

manu

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A
suomaf
rotcod
dlot
em
taht
ylno
LATNEM
stneitap
evah
eht
tnelat
ot
daer
SMS
neve
nehw
sti
nettirw
ni
esrever.

Basa m0? Galing! Joke joke joke.

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2008/09/12/sms-quote-text-message-4432/feed/ 0 SMS Quote | Text Message #3356 http://www.txtbuff.com/2008/04/30/sms-quote-text-message-3356/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2008/04/30/sms-quote-text-message-3356/#comments Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:19:12 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/?p=3359 There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals : King Kong, Ape, Orangutan, and a Monkey pass by. They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds.

Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.

if your answer is :

Orangutan = ur n trouble

Ape = u r n deep trouble

Monkey = You are nt mkng sense

King Kong = tsk! U sure?!

WHY ??

COCONUT TREES DON’T HAVE BANANAS…..

It’s obvious you’re stressed!

ü

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92-mdalng mhln
93-mtndi mgmhl
94-mpg paraya
95-mhlg sa sex
96-sel0so
97-ga2win lhat para s mnmahal
98- 2 timer!..n0w i kn0w u..ÜÜÜ

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95
96                   97
98

Ingat sa pag pili ng brief case , its about Love!
send mo sa akin ang na pili mo!

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2008/02/15/sms-quote-text-message-2949/feed/ 1 SMS Quote | Text Message #2865 http://www.txtbuff.com/2008/02/05/sms-quote-text-message-2865/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2008/02/05/sms-quote-text-message-2865/#comments Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:48:48 +0000 matsocampo http://www.txtbuff.com/2008/02/05/sms-quote-text-message-2865/ Binili mo sya ng BLACK, ginamit mo sya ng RED tapos nung tinapon mo naging WHITE.
5-letter tagalog word: _ _ _ N _ or
8-letter english word _ _ _ R _ _ A _.

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kapag naiicp q
parang color
“_______”

cHus oNe:
pink
blue
yellow
orange
green
white
black
red

i’lL snd d meaning
aftr..

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spin
d bottle,
it
pointed
on
me,
u askd me
“truth
or
consequence?”
i
sed
“truth!”

now
wat
question
do
u wna ask
me??
(anythng)

mjaey

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TING/Mats
-s my:
-i met her at:
-i lyk her coz:
-cute xa pag:
-tahimik xa pg:
-ayaw nya ng:
-mgaling xa sa:
-lav nya c:
-bagay cla ni:
-msg ko 4 u:

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itatanong
ako
sa’yo
at gusto ko
OO o HINDI
lang ang
isasagot mo.
Ayoko
kasi ng
mahabang
paliwanagan.

“HINDI KA BA
NALILIGO?”

Tandaan
OO o HINDI
lang! (“,)

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