AMO: Bonus mo Inday, P4k. Merry Xmas!

INDAY: Thank you. It wil go strayt 2 my foundation.

Sad animal facts:
1. Ants nver sleep
2. Pigs raise their heads 2 look @ d sky
3. Butterflies only liv 4 7days

See u hav 3 mor reasons 2b thankful 4 2day.Being sumthng always has its ups & downs.Jst rmmber,wyl u’re complaining abt ur situation,sum1 could b wishng he/she wer in ur place.

- Si Inday chinika ang mga istambay sa kanto hbang npadaan pra bumili ng suka at toyo.

D bigest star in d universe failed 2 tickle my five senses. I rgret dat my subconscious hd 2 xtnd bynd its nrmal intervl. I may hav 2 file an acqsition permit 4a mechanical device dt wil assist in delineating my priods of inertia.

- late nagising c Inday at ngppbili alarm clock kay mam

INDAY sa Deal or No Deal:
(ending part)
KRIS: Sharmel,b4 u open d briefcase, i wud lyk 2 thank figliarina by Schubizz 4 my sandals, bambi fuentes 4 my hair & make-up,& pepsi herera 4 my gown tonyt.
INDAY:Ahh,mam kris, can i thank also a few pipol?
KRIS: oh,Sure inday!
INDAY: i wud lyk also to thank Frank Provost for my hair & make-up,Jimmy Choo 4 my sandals & Oscar dela Renta 4 my gown tonight, also to d pipol of CARTIER 4 my earings.
KRIS: (nag walk-out)

Succes is oftn d result f takin a mistep n d ryt directi0n.
Show me a person hu has nevr made a mistake & ill show u sombody hu has nevr achievd much”
-palusot ni inday ng sumabog yng microwave!-)