INDAY sa Deal or No Deal:
(ending part)
KRIS: Sharmel,b4 u open d briefcase, i wud lyk 2 thank figliarina by Schubizz 4 my sandals, bambi fuentes 4 my hair & make-up,& pepsi herera 4 my gown tonyt.
INDAY:Ahh,mam kris, can i thank also a few pipol?
KRIS: oh,Sure inday!
INDAY: i wud lyk also to thank Frank Provost for my hair & make-up,Jimmy Choo 4 my sandals & Oscar dela Renta 4 my gown tonight, also to d pipol of CARTIER 4 my earings.
KRIS: (nag walk-out)

Succes is oftn d result f takin a mistep n d ryt directi0n.
Show me a person hu has nevr made a mistake & ill show u sombody hu has nevr achievd much”
-palusot ni inday ng sumabog yng microwave!-)

“It is in mistakes that we learn how to grow to be better individuals. You may judge me for what you see but it is not my mistakes that determines who I am but it is what I do to make it right.”
-sabi ni Inday nung nakabasag sia ng pinggan

so much for love
so much for you.
if you think i’m
running after you,
fuck you.

if you think
i’m rapidly hit,
bullshit!

a martyrs life
is not my role,
after what you
have done,
asshole!

so if you want
another lover
go ahead! you
mother fucker!

-banat ni manong guard ng binasted cia ni inday

“Je suis triste et solitaire.”
(Im sad&lonely)

- IM ni Inday sa kanyang French boyfrnd na 1 month ng ndi smsgt sa YM @ emails nya. Nakakaloka!

txtb-3

“Thank you for calling! This is Indigh. How can I provide you with world-class service today?”-Si Inday, nag-call center na.

Finally!ö

F i dress nicely,
im a snob
f i dress sexy
he’l say m a slut.
F i argue w/ him,
im stubb0rn.
F im quiet,
he’l say im
uninteligent.
F i dont slip w/ him,
he’l say i dnt love him.
F i do hve sex
im easy.
F i tel my issues,
im em0ti0nal.
F i dnt tel him watz wr0ng.
He’l say i dnt trust him.
F i cheat,
he xpcts it 2b ovr.
F he cheats,
he xpcts 2b 4gvn & take an0dr chans.
Eithr way,
i NEVER win.

-c inday ngkkwen2 s ka2long ng kptbhay ng ibreak nya c dud0ng.Ö

The lithe and blithe dancers
were a sight to behold and
the routines were
impeccably executed, albeit
extremely difficult and
risky. Having incorporated a
theme to their routine,
theirs was a visual
cacophany of timing,
coordination and agility, a
sonorous esprit de corps,
proverbially rocking and
rolling the coliseum.
Congratulations, UP!

-Inday, nanood ng UAAP
Cheerdance dahil day off
nya.:-)

Menikanikow ni Monico eng
mekina neng menikew ni
Monica..

Peskow,peksew..

Booteke,betooka..

Damn! I cnt delivr d Flpno
tongue twstrs!

- c inday,nagsa2nay..Ü

Guy1: Oh man! Chek dis out.
Luk at my neighbor’s pool, 2
o’clock.
He handed d binoculars 2 his
friend..
Guy2: Woah! Watta hot chick
dude! I luv ur neighbor. Hu’s
dat hotie?
Guy1: I dont kno. I wish I
knew her.
At d neighbor:
Amo: Hoy Inday! Umahon kna
jan s pool! MglutO kna ng
merienda!
:-p