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Text Message #6629: Show gratitude for what is left behind

dirtyoldman — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 02:32:31 +0000

“This country should not show hatred over what is stolen, but instead show gratitude for what is left behind…”

-GMA & Family.

Text Message #6596: Ewan q senyo

dirtyoldman — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:37:16 +0000

“ang buhay ay isang sugal, kailangang handa kang mawalan kung gusto mong magkaroon…”
-mahj-ONG

-”matuto kang maghirap at magtrabaho, hindi lahat ng oras nasa taas ka…”
-gul-ONG

-”ang lahat ay may katapusan, hindi maibabalik ng mga luha mo ang dati nang nawala…”
-kaba-ONG

“kaya mo mang pr0tektahan ang mahaLaga sau, sinu naman ang poprotekta sau?”
-bub-ONG

“ewan q senyo,.”
-bob ONG

Text Message #6595: GMA is the BEaST prisedent

dirtyoldman — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:59:05 +0000

“In fairness, GMA is the BEaST prisedent..”

-Manny Pacquiao speaking…
How prophetic ba, hehehe.. :-D

Text Message #6577: Don’t let your problem, problem you

dirtyoldman — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:59:29 +0000

“Don’t let your problem, problem you. Let your problem, problem them…”
-Aling Dionisia muwahaha

Text Message #6559: Michael Jackson can’t be cremated

dirtyoldman — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:39:12 +0000

Govt of USA has released a statement;

Michael Jackson cant b cremated as it s against Emission Laws,

he is 80% plastic, so he must be recycled

-Green planet*

Text Message #6526: Huwag pakikialaman ang itlog ng iba

dirtyoldman — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:00:16 +0000

Ano ang aral na
mapupulot sa
Jurassic Park?
ANS

Huwag na huwag
pakikialaman ang
itlog ng iba!;-)

-Chavit Singson-

Text Message #6500: Anabelle Rama vs. Aling Dionisia

dirtyoldman — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:28:14 +0000

“Pareho lang kameng MASAMA. Ang pinagkaiba lang namen:
Sa akin, ugali…
Sa kanya, mukha!”
-anabelle rama vs. Aling dionisia pacquiao.

SMS Quote Text Message #6319

dirtyoldman — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 02:56:35 +0000

huhu.grabe baha lampas ulo.pmasok na yung tubig sa haws namin.sum relatives are missing.umakyat na kami d2 sa puno pra d maabutan ng baha. :-(

- langgam

SMS Quote Text Message #6124

icezorg — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:31:11 +0000

“Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kung di ang mapalapit sayo.
Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo.”

-ipis

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SMS Quote Text Message #6123

icezorg — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:30:46 +0000

“You never know what you have ’til you lose it.
and once you lose it, you can never get it back”

-snatcher

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SMS Quote Text Message #6122

icezorg — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:30:35 +0000

“Hindi lahat ng maasim ay vitamin C”

-kili kili

Hindi lahat ng hinog matamis…

Pigsa

“Wag mo na akong bilugin..”

-kulangot

Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya..

-Plema

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SMS Quote Text Message #6121

icezorg — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:30:05 +0000

“Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!”

-libag

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SMS Quote Text Message #6120

icezorg — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:29:56 +0000

“Hindi ako hinangad na ipagmalaki na ako’y sayo.
Ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao.. ganun mo na lang ako itanggi..”

-utot

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SMS Quote Text Message #6014

dirtyoldman — Mon, 25 May 2009 00:45:37 +0000

Hindi lahat ng videos nilabas na ni Hayden Kho. Ung samin ayaw pa nya ipakita. T.T

-Aling Dionisia

~omg. >.<

SMS Quote Text Message #5974

dirtyoldman — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:29:01 +0000

“Pers taym ko dito sa Bigas…”

-MOMMY DIONISIA sa Las Vegas

SMS Quote Text Message #5857

dirtyoldman — Mon, 04 May 2009 01:30:23 +0000

“hindi lahat ng natutulog

nasa kama…”

-Ricky Hatton