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Text Message 4265
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d lhat ng party ay msaya -3rd party d lhat ng 13 ay malas -13th month pay d lhat ng negative nkklungkot -pregnancy test d lhat ng positive msaya -HIV positive d lhat ng hinog msustanxa -pigsa..

Text Message 12406: My Words are Antibiotic

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Date: Fri, Jun 29, 2012
Time: 9:14 am

My Words are Antibiotic,

My Smile is Analgesic,

My Touch is Anti-inflammatory,

My Presence is Antiseptic,

My Feeling is Antipyretic…

That’s Why I Am

a Pharmacist:-D

Text Message 10824: I walk alone

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Date: Thu, Jul 21, 2011
Time: 8:03 pm

I walk alone on this dark road to nowhere as I carry the burden of these unborn creatures..

-madramang tindero nang BALOT.

Text Message 10809: I have something between my ears

Category: Sayings SMS
Subcategory: Celebrity SMS,
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Date: Tue, Jul 19, 2011
Time: 10:51 am

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“Ako at least, I have something between my ears! Siya between the legs lang!” :-* ~ Cherry Pie Picache, MANAY PO 2: OVERLOAD (2008)

Text Message 10481: You must bring the change

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Date: Wed, May 25, 2011
Time: 10:01 am

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“Change can’t be given to you everytime, You must Bring the Change..”

Great line said by. . .

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A Bus Conductor.. Now read it once more.

Text Message 9540: Quality education takes time

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Date: Sat, Jan 1, 2011
Time: 7:09 pm

“Quality Education takes time.”

-Repeater :))

Text Message 8976: Undress to taste

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Date: Tue, Oct 12, 2010
Time: 8:22 am

“u cannot taste me..

unless u undress me.”

-saging

Text Message 8436: Magnanakaw

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Date: Fri, Jul 9, 2010
Time: 9:49 pm

“Sabi nila ibinigay mo na ang lahat dahil sa pag-ibig. Ngunit hindi nila alam na ibibigay mo pa ang lahat sa akin dahil sa HOLDUP.

-Magnanakaw

Text Message 7405: Monster na hindi pumapatay

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Date: Sun, Jan 31, 2010
Time: 5:40 pm

“hindi lahat ng Monster pumapatay.”

-Cookie Monster.

Text Message 7145: Kulot Goldilocks

Category: Sayings SMS
Subcategory: Brand Names SMS,
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Date: Sun, Dec 20, 2009
Time: 10:08 pm

Hindi lahat ng kulot ay salot!
GOLDILOCKS

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Text Message 7141: The more pimples the merrier

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Date: Sat, Dec 19, 2009
Time: 4:51 pm

“akala ko ba the m0re, the merrier, eh bkt k galit?”

-Pimples