Loading ...A time comes n ur life wen ur WIFE begins to trust u. But it doesnt mean u hve become a saint. It simply means u hve lost ur hunting abilities & is now HARMLESS
Text Message 7219: What chair?
A Philo prof askd his students just 1 question f0r their finaL exam. The questi0n is,
“How are u going to make me believe that this chair infr0nt of u is invisible?”
It took all of d students 1 hour to finish writing d answer except f0r 1 lazy student who only took 5 secs. After that day, d results are already p0sted. The lazy student got d highest score. Know what his answer was?
“What chair?”
Less0n:
Don’t compLicate simpLe things in Life…
Text Message 7211: I sell spectacles
Secretary: I’m afraid the manager won’t be able to see you today.
Salesman: Then I’m the very man he wants. I sell spectacles!!!
Text Message 7209: My wife and my mistress together
2 friends were walking down the street when they saw 2 women approaching.
“My God!” said one, “here comes my wife and my mistress together!!!” The other replied, “Good God, you took the words right out of my mouth!!!”
Text Message 7203: Probable job of unsuccesful students
Probable job of unsuccesful student of:
Civil ENGINEERING -karpintero
MIDWIFERY- yaya
CRIMIN0L0GY- tanod
PMA- rebelde
MEDICINE- albularyo
IT- bantay ng computer shop
ACCOUNTANCY- collector
FINE ARTS- pintor ng street lines
PSYCH0LOGY – manghuhula
TOURISM- taxi
driver
NURSING – maid caregiver
MEDTECH – drugpusher
HRM – waiter
eto malupit..
BS MATH – scorer sa liga
wawa..nman: gud am.
Text Message 7202: You won’t buy toilet paper
A new supermarket opens..
When u pass the milk section, u hear cows mooing and u smell the scent of hay.
In the meat section, u smell the aroma of grilled steaks.
When u approach the poultry section, u hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with scents of bacon and ham.
I guess u won’t buy toilet paper in that supermarket!
Text Message 7201: I accidentally grabbed my wife’s dentures
A pastor just had all his teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The 1st Sunday, he preached for 10 minutes. The 2nd Sunday, he preached for 5 minutes. But on 3rd Sunday, he preached for 1 and half hours.
When asked about this, he replied this way.
‘The 1st Sunday, my gums were sore.
The 2nd Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
The 3rd Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife’ dentures…
and I couldn’t stop talking!’
Text Message 7188: Deserve a wife like me
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?” she asks while looking lovingly into her husband eyes.
“I don’t know, but I promise I’ll never do it again!”