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"AlcohOl dOesn't solve any problem.. but then again, neither dOes milk." ü

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Text Message #2463

Date: Mon, Dec 17, 2007
Time: 3:12 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Sayings

Click! Clack! Click! Clack! The sound I make and hear everyday. Hoping that someone would notice. Glancing at every eye, hoping to catch their attention. Every red, green and gold boxes, sweets and mints, and scribes’ on paper bought, will get me through the day. But I’m just one of many. Maybe the day will bring more than just a cent. Maybe. Just maybe.

-Mang Lando M.A. Ph.D (yosi vendor) utol ni inday..lupet din dba?!

Text Message #2462

Date: Mon, Dec 17, 2007
Time: 3:11 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

Dagdag Sa Pinoy Diksyunaryo:

Baldado – hindi mamatay-matay na mukhang di na mabubuhay

Ibon – hayop na lumalangoy sa hangin

Imposible – pagtaas ng unano

Paa – bahagi ng katawan na amoy tuta

Bagoong – masarap na ulam ng mga walang maiulam

Kabag – utot at dighay na nahahalo sa tiyan

Kalbo – gupit ng buhok ma korteng itlog

Regla – masungit na panahon ng pagkababae

Text Message #2461

Date: Mon, Dec 17, 2007
Time: 3:09 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

Doctors at a hospital went on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the doctors’ demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!: )

Text Message #2460

Date: Sun, Dec 16, 2007
Time: 12:32 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Sossy Inday

D bigest star in d universe failed 2 tickle my five senses. I rgret dat my subconscious hd 2 xtnd bynd its nrmal intervl. I may hav 2 file an acqsition permit 4a mechanical device dt wil assist in delineating my priods of inertia.

- late nagising c Inday at ngppbili alarm clock kay mam

Text Message #2454

Date: Sun, Dec 16, 2007
Time: 12:29 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

dami pala
blessings pag
tumatanda..

may
SILVER
sa
buhok

GOLD
sa
ngipin

STONES
sa
kidney

SUGAR
sa
dugo

OIL
sa
mukha
at
GAS
sa
tiyan!
ingat, bka mkidnap ka.