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Text Message 784
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"AlcohOl dOesn't solve any problem.. but then again, neither dOes milk." ü

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Text Message 309

Date: Thu, Jan 25, 2007
Time: 7:34 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Friendship,Funny

Evrytym I feel
dat nobody seems
2understand me,

it helps a little
better
thinkng of u..

BcOz
i knOw.. Read the rest of this entry »

Text Message 308

Date: Thu, Jan 25, 2007
Time: 7:33 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Ederlyn

New word in the dictionary:
ederlyn-a word synonymous
to “mysterious”.

Ex:”i don’t know what’s in
her mind.She seldom speaks.
She’s so ederlyn.”

nina

Text Message 307

Date: Tue, Jan 23, 2007
Time: 7:33 pm
Sent by: che
Category: Funny

C baby centipede lumapit k
daddy centipede,my bnulong.

Hinimatay ang dad.
Ano kya ang bnulong ng
anak?

dad,bili mo ko
sLipers..

Havaianas!Ü

Text Message 306

Date: Tue, Jan 23, 2007
Time: 7:30 pm
Sent by: kutmaster
Category: Funny

1.”aanhin pa ang damo kng
sbog na ang kuya mo”
2.”ang hndi mgmahal sa
srlng wika,sa call cnter
naglipana”
3.”nasa Diyos ang awa,pro
sa gobyrno tyo kwawa”
4.”mgbiro ka na sa lasing, Read the rest of this entry »

Text Message 305

Date: Mon, Jan 22, 2007
Time: 8:04 pm
Sent by: inLign
Category: Ederlyn

mga peeps, kita-kits tayo sa
mall of asia sa feb 10. let us
break the record again!
-arman and ederlyn

Text Message 302

Date: Mon, Jan 22, 2007
Time: 8:02 pm
Sent by: tagpuan
Category: Funny

JR: Tay! Penge P20, bibili
akong DELATA.

TATAY: Anak, mga tagabukid
lang ang gumagamit ng
term na delata! Englishin mo
yan!

JR: pano?

TATAY: KANGGUDS!Ü

Text Message 301

Date: Mon, Jan 22, 2007
Time: 8:01 pm
Sent by: tagpuan
Category: Conversations

Pare1: Gara ng sapatos mo
pare!
Pare2: Sorpresa ng misis ko.
Pare1: San nabili?
Pare2: Ewan..Nakita ko sa
ilalim ng kama kaninang
umaga.May medjas p nga
eh..

Text Message 298

Date: Mon, Jan 22, 2007
Time: 7:59 pm
Sent by: hitomi
Category: Funny

Law of Reality:

never

ever

get into

fights

with Read the rest of this entry »