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SMS Quote | Text Message #784
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"AlcohOl dOesn't solve any problem.. but then again, neither dOes milk." ü

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2514

Date: Sun, Dec 23, 2007
Time: 9:26 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Lyrics

mahal kita..

mahal kita..Hnd 2 bola..Ansan ka man..La in ku ma..Ni aBot nq s Langit..Keri yo oh keri yo indEs te ploma.. Ngumiti k man lng sna.. Aq’y nasa Langit n..
hehehe..kinanta m n0h? :-D

SMS Quote | Text Message #2512

Date: Sun, Dec 23, 2007
Time: 9:24 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

PRE1: Pre! mgpu-pr0duce aq ng pelikula. Aq ang bda! Ak0 n rin ang mgsu2lat at mgdi2rek! bsta aqng bhala s lhat! ang title ay
“ANG AKIN AY AKIN AT ANG IY0 AY AKIN PA RIN”!
PRE2: Maxad0ng mhba ang title! plitan m0 n lng ng
“ANG SUWAPANG!”ü

SMS Quote | Text Message #2511

Date: Sun, Dec 23, 2007
Time: 9:22 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

Lady: Mare, what do you have in common with ur husband?
Mare: My husband & i have 3 things in common: We were married the same year! same month! same day!”

SMS Quote | Text Message #2507

Date: Sat, Dec 22, 2007
Time: 3:43 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Funny

minsan nag-iisip ako…

aanhin
ko pa kya
ang
pangalan ko….

kung palagi nmang SEXY ang twag sa akin… ;-)

SMS Quote | Text Message #2506

Date: Sat, Dec 22, 2007
Time: 3:42 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Sossy Inday

Sad animal facts:
1. Ants nver sleep
2. Pigs raise their heads 2 look @ d sky
3. Butterflies only liv 4 7days

See u hav 3 mor reasons 2b thankful 4 2day.Being sumthng always has its ups & downs.Jst rmmber,wyl u’re complaining abt ur situation,sum1 could b wishng he/she wer in ur place.

- Si Inday chinika ang mga istambay sa kanto hbang npadaan pra bumili ng suka at toyo.