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Text Message 784
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"AlcohOl dOesn't solve any problem.. but then again, neither dOes milk." ü

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Text Message 730

Date: Mon, May 14, 2007
Time: 2:42 pm
Sent by: inLign
Category: Conversations

FRAT LEADER: balita ko bakla
k, 22o b?

MEMBER: d me bkla!Mga
chismax lng yn glng s mga
chuvanes n wl mgwa s mga
chenelyn nla!Mga chaka
ever! aq,baklush? haler

Text Message 729

Date: Mon, May 14, 2007
Time: 2:41 pm
Sent by: inLign
Category: Conversations

Kring Kring

Amo: inday sgutin m ung
phone bka kabit ni sir m
yan!!

Inday: c mam tlaga

PNAPASELOS AKO!!

Text Message 712

Date: Sat, May 12, 2007
Time: 11:39 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations,Politics

3 Senador sa QuizShow
Q: Anong meron s Pngasinan?
JINGGOY:100 islands!
Q: s Albay?
BONG:Bulkan Mayon!
Q: Eh s Banaue?
LITO LAPID: Uhm Kwan po..
CAR ACCESSORIES!

Text Message 709

Date: Sat, May 12, 2007
Time: 11:37 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations,Love

he said: I love you!

I sneezed and said:

Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit..
ü

Text Message 699

Date: Fri, May 11, 2007
Time: 12:53 am
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Funny

Ang lyf ntn
‘gnOn TLGA’

umiiyk tAu

‘GnOn TLGA’

ngm2hl tAu

‘gnOn TLGA’

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Text Message 698

Date: Thu, May 10, 2007
Time: 11:20 am
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Funny

Alm
mO b
tnxt kta
dhl
gus2
kO lng
mngamusta
un lng
aukO
ng
phbain pa
2ng
txt kO
sau
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Text Message 694

Date: Thu, May 10, 2007
Time: 11:11 am
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Funny

how 2 know if u r normal:
1.u hav a friendster account
2.u hav a cp
3.u watch mtv
4.u r fully aware of adult
stuff
6.u register 2 unli
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Text Message 693

Date: Thu, May 10, 2007
Time: 10:54 am
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations

MGA PASOSYAL NA NAG-UUSAP

GIRL1: oh panO ka
nakarating d2? Did u walk or
did u ride?

GIRL2: xempre did u ride!
Wat do u think of me?
poverty? Oh cOmmOn. ^_^