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Titser: Class, what is ETHICS?
PACQUIA0 raised his hands.
Pacman: ma’am Etiks are smaller than ducks!
HAHA!
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A shop owner ws dsmayed by a new shop opning ryt besyd his.
D sign sed
‘BEST DEALS’.
A wk later, anodr shop opend on his
oder syd &
its sign sed, ‘LOWEST PRICES EVER’.
D man panickd.
D following day,
he put a
huge sign on
top of his shop door..It says,
“MAIN ENTRANCE”!
Strategy! ΓΌ
learn fr0m it..
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R u tired of ol th0s sissy ‘friendship’ qu0tes dt always s0und gud bt nvr actually c0me cl0se 2 reality?
wel, hirs a series of pr0mises dt really speak of true friendship..
wen ur sad, il help u get drunk & pl0t revenge against d s0re l0ser hu made u sad..
wen ur blue, il try 2 disl0dge wtevr is ch0king u..
wen u smile, il kn0w u finally g0t laid.. Hihihi
& wen ur scared, il pester u abt it evry freakin chance i get!;>
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A couple were so poor that they would have sex for breakfast, lunch & dinner instead of food. One day, man came home & sees wife naked sliding down the stair railings…
Man: What in the world are you doing?
Wife: Iniinit ko ang dinner mo!
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BOY: ‘tay, mga classmates q Zero lahat!
TATAY: hahaha! ang hihina naman nila, ikaw?
B: magpapatalo ba naman ako? siyempre
Zero rin! competitive ata ‘to!