Loading ...whiLe in d bus:
BOY: i h8 it wen i see a grL standin n a bus whiLe i am cmf0rtbLy seated..
GIRL: s0 wat d0 u d0?
BOY: i juz cL0se my eyes..
Text Message #3019
Sa isang Hospital…
LOLA:(may cancer)
Doc, anong gagawin ninyo sa akin?
DOC: Che-chem0 lola.
LOLA: Titi m0 rin! Bastos ka! Walang m0d0! Bullshet!
Text Message #3017
ur drivin a car @ steady speed.On ur left is a drop off & on ur right is a fire engine goin @ same speed u r. In front is a gallopin horse d same size as ur car so u cnt ovrtake. Bhnd is a gallopin zebra. Wat must u do 2 get out of dis dangerous situation? Get off d Merry-Go-Round! Hahaha goodmornin!ΓΌ
txtb-8
Text Message #3015
“It is said that a Man Is the Head of the Family ”
But. . . . be clear that the Wife is the Neck!
The Neck turns the Head exactly the way it wants…! GudAM!
Text Message #3014
Lozada1/2 pinoy1/2 intsik
Apostol1/2 pinoy1/2 Bulol”joker”
Arroyo1/2 pinoy1/2 Pikon
Santiago1/2 pinay1/2 Buang
Enrile1/2 GMA1/2 ERAP
Neri1/2 pinoy1/2 pinay
Gonzales1/2 pinoy1/2 Linta
Razon1/2 pinoy1/2 Patola
Donald Dee1/2 intsik1/2 Traydor
FG1/2 pork1/2 Buwaya
GMA1/2 lang
roan