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SMS Quote | Text Message #784
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"AlcohOl dOesn't solve any problem.. but then again, neither dOes milk." ü

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3032

Date: Tue, Feb 26, 2008
Time: 11:33 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Funny, Love

wen love ends,

hw long shud u hold on?

hw soon shud u let go?

hw do u move on?

from star cinema..

comes a story
abt hw true love
waits for,
hopes for,
and needs for,

0NE M0RE CHANCE

November 14, 2007

for anyone
who has ever loved..

and lost
=)

SMS Quote | Text Message #3028

Date: Mon, Feb 25, 2008
Time: 11:24 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny, Politics

LITO at PUNO na ako s pagDEFENSOR at pagBUNYI ng mga tuta ni GMA sa mga kaPALPAKAN ng administrasyon ito. Puro mga siRAULo hindi SERGIOso sa trabaho. Dapat hAmBALOSin lahat. Wala na akong makain kundi PICHAY, palaboy pa ako sa ERMITA. May RAZON pa bang tangkilikin ang gobiyernong ito?

SMS Quote | Text Message #3026

Date: Mon, Feb 25, 2008
Time: 11:15 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny, Politics

Marcos fled on a chopper.

Erap left on a boat.

Watch out for a tiyanak na naka stroller.

SMS Quote | Text Message #3022

Date: Sun, Feb 24, 2008
Time: 11:23 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Funny

Example ng mga hndi tamang sagot sa maayos na tanong:

1. Kumain kana?
-Busog pa ako

2. Anjan ba nanay mo?
-bakit po?

3. Anong oras klase mo?
-mamaya

4. San kau galing?
-nagstroll lang

5. Pano mo ginawa yan?
-madali lang

ü tama db?! pasaway!ü

SMS Quote | Text Message #3021

Date: Sun, Feb 24, 2008
Time: 11:22 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Funny, Love

bAby,

bhe,

hoNey,

mahAL k0h,

asawa k0h,

l0ve k0h,

bhie

kht n0h p tWgan ny0

pRe-pReho dN yn!

mgBreBreAk dN
kAu!

wahAha! ;p