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SMS Quote | Text Message #98
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Psst..2lg knb? My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau. Kc knina, my lumapt skn. Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps, Wla lng Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p xandra

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Date: Thu, Jun, 28, 2007
Time: 11:59 am
Sent by: mysterious_lady
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1089
June 28, 2007

Juan:pre tra pzOk na tau sa
cnehan bka maubsan tau ng
upuan!

pedro:pre punO na eh!

juan:panO mO nlman?

pedro:ayan nklgay sa pntO
Oh! “PULL” bObO mO nMn!ü


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Date: Thu, Jun, 28, 2007
Time: 11:57 am
Sent by: mysterious_lady
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1088
June 28, 2007

Sa 1st day ng swimming
class

girl student: sir,pwede po
bng mgcycling shorts kc
nahi2ya po akng mgswimsuit.

sir: cge mgdala k n rin ng
mountain bike mo hah..ö


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Date: Thu, Jun, 28, 2007
Time: 11:33 am
Sent by: mysterious_lady
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1084
June 28, 2007

3 pari nagsbhan ng sikreto
Pari1:sa inyo ko lng to
ssbhin,may nbuntis akng
parokyana

P2:ako nman bading,may
boyfrnd akOng sakristan.

pari3:ako nman mdaldal.ü


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Date: Wed, Jun, 27, 2007
Time: 5:43 pm
Sent by: mysterious_lady
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1082
June 27, 2007

ang lyf ntn

‘gnyn tlga’

umiiyk tau

‘gnyn tlga’

ngmmhl tau


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Date: Wed, Jun, 27, 2007
Time: 5:39 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1079
June 27, 2007

Isang kotse nbangga, my
dalawang sakay.
Driver: Tulungan nio kmi!
Saklolo!
My sumaklolong lalaki.
Lalaki: Manong, bkit naman
nio bnunggo ung pader?
Lasing b kau?
Driver: Hindi no. 2 kc
kasama ko gus2ng
mgpakamatay, ipinagdrive
ko lng xa. ^ö^ hahaha.


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Date: Tue, Jun, 26, 2007
Time: 2:20 pm
Sent by: leydz12
Category: Celebrity, Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1075
June 26, 2007

Lani Misalucha -
asia’s nightingale

Regine Velasquez -
asia’s songbird

Christian Bautista -
asia’s heartrob

Gloria Macapagal
Arroyo – - -

MOLE OF ASIA..


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Date: Tue, Jun, 26, 2007
Time: 2:09 pm
Sent by: leydz12
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1069
June 26, 2007

Boy: nay muntik n
po ko mgtop1 sa
klase!
Nay: bat mo nmn
nsbi yan?
Boy: iniannounce kc
knina yng top1, ang
tnuro ni maam, yng
ktabi ko! Muntik na
ko! hehehe..


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Date: Mon, Jun, 25, 2007
Time: 3:20 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1067
June 25, 2007

Tay: anak,ilan b sili nlgay m
d2 s karne?

Anak: labinlima lng naman
po tay!

Tay: ay sha,gwn m ng bente
at kainin m putang ina mO
ka!

 
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