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SMS Quote | Text Message #784
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"AlcohOl dOesn't solve any problem.. but then again, neither dOes milk." ü

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3045

Date: Wed, Feb 27, 2008
Time: 11:24 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny, Politics

Mike Arroyo met Gary Kasparov in HongKong.

Mike askd Gary: “If d present situation in my country is like a chess game, what wud you do?”

Gary K replied:
“SACRIFICE d QUEEN, Ride d HORSE, Leave d CASTLE, Follow d BISHOP & RESIGN!

SMS Quote | Text Message #3042

Date: Wed, Feb 27, 2008
Time: 11:12 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations

DOC: KambaL anak m0. Sister mo ang ngbgay ng names.

GIRL: E tanga un, ano pinangaLan?

DOC: Sa girL, Denice..

GIRL: Aba, ok un. E sa boy?

DOC: Denephew..Ö

SMS Quote | Text Message #3040

Date: Wed, Feb 27, 2008
Time: 9:12 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Celebrity, Conversations

Nsa fastfud c pacman at trip mgvalue meal:
Crew:gud afternun sir.may i take ur order?pls choose.
P:letter,letter..
C:wat letter sir?
P:sbi q letter.mmaya n lng.

SMS Quote | Text Message #3037

Date: Tue, Feb 26, 2008
Time: 11:44 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny, Politics

Malas daw si GMA sa letrang ‘J’….

Jose Miguel Arroyo,
Joseph Estrada,
Jocjoc Bolante
Joey De Venecia,
Jose De Venecia,
Jun Lozada.

D pa kasama dun ang hambur Jer ni abalos!

SMS Quote | Text Message #3033

Date: Tue, Feb 26, 2008
Time: 11:34 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Funny

Important faCts:

lam mo kng bkt
ndE sumikat s
states c kokey?

Kc ngaudition xa
pra mging
teletUbBies kso
nireject xa kc
kulay tae xa at
mukang bAsahan.
NdE nla
maintindiHan ung
mga cnsbi ni kokey
pRang minumura
dw cla. Wla dn
xang uniQue n
antena. NdE dn nla
mlaman kng
dEfEctive n
teEnage muTant
ninja turtles b
c kokey o
di kya c mahal na
ngpa-chemotheraphy..

Umamay kakay!
Umamay kakay! Nukanukanuka! Hehe..ü