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SMS Quote | Text Message #98
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Psst..2lg knb? My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau. Kc knina, my lumapt skn. Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps, Wla lng Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p xandra

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Date: Sat, Jun, 30, 2007
Time: 5:50 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1104
June 30, 2007

A horror
story..

Aswang: GRRR!!

Bata 1: AHH!!
Bata 2: AHH!!!

Bata 3: AHH!!
Bata 4: AHH!!

Bata 1: AHH!!
Bata 2: ASWANG!!!

Lahat: AHH!!

Scary.. @.@


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Date: Sat, Jun, 30, 2007
Time: 5:48 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Brand Names, Celebrity, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1103
June 30, 2007

icE crEam bA
TlgA ung
ini-endOrz ni
pAcquiaO sa
Commercial nyA
n nEstLe
icE crEam?
kaLa kO kc
SoftDrinKz eh?
kc sbi niA..

“Oh mGa bAta..
MIRINDA nA ü”

dr salinel


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Date: Sat, Jun, 30, 2007
Time: 5:47 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1102
June 30, 2007

Erap&Gloria manu2Od ng
sine:

Erap: (may hawak na supOt
ng mani) Glo, gus2 mo?

Gloria: ayaw ko, tnitigyawat
ako sa mani.

Erap: Ahh..aq nman sa
mukha..


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Date: Sat, Jun, 30, 2007
Time: 5:45 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Friendship, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1101
June 30, 2007

Smtyms
emtioNs
burst
wN
its
totaLy
kept

sO
i
jst
wNt
u 2 kNw


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Date: Fri, Jun, 29, 2007
Time: 11:58 am
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1096
June 29, 2007

paRa
maka2LOg ka
nAng maAyOs ngAung gABi

wAg mOng
kaLimutAng

….PUMIKIT!
Gudnyt..:-)


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Date: Fri, Jun, 29, 2007
Time: 11:52 am
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1093
June 29, 2007

Si Erap nkbasag ng vase s
Museum, attendnt ntranta!

Attendant: Naku! Sir, yng
vase, more dan 900 yrs old
n po yan!

Erap: Hay salamat! kala ko
bago!


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Date: Thu, Jun, 28, 2007
Time: 12:01 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Funny, Love
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1091
June 28, 2007

f you love
someone,
give your
best shot…

if it
doesn’t
work


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Date: Thu, Jun, 28, 2007
Time: 12:00 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1090
June 28, 2007

i was
planning
to kill

the most GORGEOUS
and HOTTEST
person

on Earth

then i
realized

SUICIDE un diba?ü

julie

 
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