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SMS Quote | Text Message #98
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Psst..2lg knb? My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau. Kc knina, my lumapt skn. Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps, Wla lng Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p xandra

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Date: Mon, Jun, 18, 2007
Time: 1:17 pm
Sent by: che
Category: Celebrity, Sayings

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SMS Quote | Text Message #1011
June 18, 2007

Row pa…

..ples lng hewalayan m n c
ylmaz! KOng gOstO m pko
mbOhay, wg kn bOmalek ng
estanbOl..

-anabelle rama


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Date: Mon, Jun, 18, 2007
Time: 1:14 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Funny

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SMS Quote | Text Message #1008
June 18, 2007

A man went to Africa a day
ahead of his wife. After a
few hours, he sends his wife
a message via email but to
a wrong add. The message
went to a grieving widow
who fainted after reading
his message:


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Date: Mon, Jun, 18, 2007
Time: 11:11 am
Sent by: mysterious_lady
Category: Funny, Scary

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SMS Quote | Text Message #1004
June 18, 2007

PANAGINIP

Npncn ng Ama n pg 2log ang
anak my bnbgkas i2.
“Nyt mami dadi lola, BYE
LOLO”
Knbuksn, nmtay c Lolo!

Pgklpas ng 1 buwan, bngkas
n2. “Nyt mami dadi, BYE
LOLA”


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Date: Sun, Jun, 17, 2007
Time: 10:37 am
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Funny

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SMS Quote | Text Message #1003
June 17, 2007

Ngtaka
dn aq
nung cnend
skn 2.

icezorg2


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Date: Sun, Jun, 17, 2007
Time: 10:35 am
Sent by: kutmaster
Category: Adult

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SMS Quote | Text Message #1001
June 17, 2007

Mister: kain n tyo
Misis: wlng cnaing, wlng
bigas!
Mister: hala, latag mo n
banig!
Misis: TaLoNg n nman?!
Mister: Angal k p! Ako nga
TahOng lng! Kaw me itLOg p!


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Date: Sun, Jun, 17, 2007
Time: 10:26 am
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Funny

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SMS Quote | Text Message #999
June 17, 2007

mdmi
ngta2nOng
sken

bkt
dw
Lgi aqng
msya

kLa nLa


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Date: Sun, Jun, 17, 2007
Time: 9:20 am
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #996
June 17, 2007

ERAP(nagtxt): Loì,last pìso
ko n to.Ppasa nman ng P2,
may kelangan Lng ako ìtxt.

LOì:(sent P2)

ERAP:Tnx,got ìt!

LOì: bobo!Wag k n mgreply.
Sayang!

ERAP:K.

ka zaldy


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Date: Sat, Jun, 16, 2007
Time: 12:18 am
Sent by: che
Category: Funny

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SMS Quote | Text Message #990
June 16, 2007

minsan ba nakikita mo
akong kausap ang sarili ko?

ngaun, malabo mo na yong
makita..

kasi..

nag-away kami..ü Gago kc
parang tanga.

 
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