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Text Message #784
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"AlcohOl dOesn't solve any problem.. but then again, neither dOes milk." ü

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Text Message #3060

Date: Fri, Feb 29, 2008
Time: 10:59 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Funny, Love

pno kng
mgkrus
ang landas
nyo
ng taong
nktkda
pra sau?

pno
kng nlapitan
ka nya,
tntgan k,
sbay sbng:

“jjamppong..” ü

Text Message #3056

Date: Fri, Feb 29, 2008
Time: 10:52 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Adult, Conversations

man & wife having sex
man: luv, dumaing ka naman para ganahan ako!

wife: honeeyy! aahh! ala naa tayoo bigaasss! ahhh! saka pambayad sa kurryeentee at tubiggg, ahhh! Walaaa naa rinnn tayoooong mautangan! Ibaon mo pahhhh ako sa utang! Ahhh! Ginanahan ka baaa?;-(

Text Message #3054

Date: Thu, Feb 28, 2008
Time: 11:48 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations

Lumub0g
ang
bark0..
patay
lahat
ang
pasaher0..

except
sa isang
ita

ITA:<umiiyak>
“kainin m0 na k0 pating…”

PATING:”wag m0 k0ng linlangin! pusit ka!”

Text Message #3052

Date: Thu, Feb 28, 2008
Time: 11:45 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Funny

Kung may pimples ka..

wag mong ikahiya..

..kasi pinagpuyatan mo yan. :D w0ho0o! Bagay n bagay sa akin t0h ah? Haha

Text Message #3046

Date: Wed, Feb 27, 2008
Time: 11:26 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny

Everybody
in MaLacañang
& all Cabinet Secretaries
& Undersecretaries
shouLd see
their DENTiST…

They are aLL
suffering from
TRUTH DECAY!