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SMS Quote | Text Message #98
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Psst..2lg knb? My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau. Kc knina, my lumapt skn. Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps, Wla lng Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p xandra

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Date: Tue, Jul, 03, 2007
Time: 4:55 pm
Sent by: aze24
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1125
July 3, 2007

kLn nta2pOs aNg
pgKa2ibgAn?

kPg iNiwn k ña?

kPag d K ña
tnuLngAn?

kPg nwLa n Ang twLa mO s
kña..


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Date: Mon, Jul, 02, 2007
Time: 2:04 pm
Sent by: aze24
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1120
July 2, 2007

Couple talking:
W: hon, paki fix nman ilaw s
labas.
H: hello?! Electrician b ko?
W: eh d pkigwa n lng hagdan
ntin.
H: hello?! Karpintero ba ko?

Umalis c husband, pgblik
gwa n lhat ng sira sa bhay.


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Date: Mon, Jul, 02, 2007
Time: 2:03 pm
Sent by: aze24
Category: History
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1119
July 2, 2007

Minsan

napadaan

aq s

harap

ng

sObrang


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Date: Sun, Jul, 01, 2007
Time: 1:20 pm
Sent by: aze24
Category: Love, Sayings
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1115
July 1, 2007

“Hindi lahat ng party ay
nkpgpapasaya”

-third party
hahaha! : )


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Date: Sun, Jul, 01, 2007
Time: 1:11 pm
Sent by: mysterious_lady
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1110
July 1, 2007

Sa Ref.
PONKAN: Ang lamig nman dto.

MANSANAS: (nagulat)
Waaah! Ung ponkan
nagsasalita! SösyaL


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Date: Sun, Jul, 01, 2007
Time: 12:11 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1108
July 1, 2007

iv
been
w8ing 4 d
ryt tym
to tel U..
its lyk
w8ing
for hours
n hours,
i knw


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Date: Sat, Jun, 30, 2007
Time: 5:55 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1107
June 30, 2007

MOM: Anak,lu2in mo n2ng
gulay!!
SON: Mmya n! Gngwa ko p
2ng sranggola!
MOM: Aba! Bkit mkkain
mo b yng sranggola?!
SON: Hndi! Bkt li2pad b yng
gulay?!


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Date: Sat, Jun, 30, 2007
Time: 5:54 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1106
June 30, 2007

If you think life is bad, how
would u like to be an egg?
You only get laid once, you
only get eaten once. It takes
4 minutes to get hard, only
2 minutes to get soft. You
share your box with 11

 
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