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"AlcohOl dOesn't solve any problem.. but then again, neither dOes milk." ü

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Text Message #3103

Date: Thu, Mar 6, 2008
Time: 8:54 pm
Sent by: k3na
Category: Adult, Conversations

nanay: langya! anak buntis ka?

anak: opo…

nanay: sinong may gawa niyan?

anak: nay, project po ito tungkol sa miracle of life…

nanay: wala akong pakialam kahit sino pang pontio pilato ang gumawa niyan! ipapakulong ko! ano, sinong gumawa niyan??

anak: nay, madame po.. group project po kc?….

Text Message #3102

Date: Wed, Mar 5, 2008
Time: 10:14 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Funny, Love

Sbi niLa..

“L0VE is str0nger than ur pride..”

Sbi ko nman..

aahh..ΓΌ

Text Message #3100

Date: Wed, Mar 5, 2008
Time: 10:07 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Friendship, Funny

ang
prbLema
dumadting
yan
sa
Lhat
ng
ta0!
mttg
man
o
mhina.

per0 pg d m0 na kaya,

and2 Lng aq,

“..charAaAan!! ..”
isa pang pr0bLema!
hehehe(“,)

Text Message #3098

Date: Wed, Mar 5, 2008
Time: 10:02 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny, Politics

Mga Death Bed Declarations:

Gov. Ed Panlilio – ‘Tandaan nyo wag n wag kyong ta2nggap ng abuloy pra sakin kung di nyo alam kung kanino galing. Pra cgurado kyo, mg-issue kyo ng receipt.’

FG Mike – ‘Back off!’ (kay Satanas)

‘Sonia’ Osmena – ‘Fly n ako mga junak. Remember… Daddy loves u so much. Babush!”

Ben Abalos – ‘Lord, ayaw ko png ma2tay. Promise may 200 k dito… wag mo lang akong kunin!’

Anabelle Rama – ‘Hoy Roffa, wag kang mandaya ‘day. Isama mo s kabaung ku ang mga alahas. Wlang labes, wlang kolang. Hindi p poly-paid ang mga yan ‘day. Kya wag mong galawen!’

Kris Aquino – ‘Gosh nmn, Lord! Promise if u extend my life, I’ll be a good girl. Deal or No Deal?

Imeldific – ‘The end of beauty is near. The Filipino people will be ugly again.’

Text Message #3095

Date: Wed, Mar 5, 2008
Time: 9:55 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Funny

Sa punong jeepney,may umutot mabaho talo pa ang dagang patay. Biglang nagsalita ang driver, “Hoy yong umutot hindi pa nagbayad.” Biglang nagsalita ang aleng mataba, “HOy,nagbayad ako 20 pesos, ala ka pang sukli mahiya ka naman!”

xandra