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SMS Quote | Text Message #98  (1 votes)Psst..2lg knb?
My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau.
Kc knina, my lumapt skn.
Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps,
Wla lng
Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains
nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p
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Loading ...Date: Sat, May, 05, 2007
Time: 7:09 pm
Sent by: chelle
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #660
May 5, 2007
BOY1: uy! Mgkaiba mejas
mO, 1 green at 1 red!
BOY2: ewan ko nga kung san
tO nbili ng nanay ko. May isa
p nga akOng pares na ganito
sa bahay eh! ü
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Loading ...Date: Sat, May, 05, 2007
Time: 7:08 pm
Sent by: inLign
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #659
May 5, 2007
SERMON SA MISA:
PARI: ang kyamanan at pera
ay maiiwan ntin kpag tayo
ay namatay. Walang may
pera sa langit!
ANAK: narinig mo yun, inay?
Nasa langit na pla tyo!
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Loading ...Date: Sat, May, 05, 2007
Time: 7:03 pm
Sent by: inLign
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #658
May 5, 2007
my isang pusa
knausap ni
juan..
JUAN:
“muning,
meow meow?”
PUSA:
“meow meow!”
JUAN:
“meow?”
SMS Quote | Text Message #653
May 4, 2007
“Kahit kaya mong gawin ang
isang bagay, hindi
nangangahulugan na dapat
mo itong gawin.”
-Doraemon..
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Loading ...Date: Fri, May, 04, 2007
Time: 12:35 am
Sent by: inLign
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #652
May 4, 2007
Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s
mga terorista at ngtago s
mga sako s farm!
Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan?
Terrorist2: mga sako lng!
tngnan m ang lman!
cnipa ng terorista ang
sako, “meow” sbi ni GMA!
Terrorist2: PUSA!
SMS Quote | Text Message #647
May 3, 2007
“If people want to hate you
for no reason, let them.
Cause obviously they are
either insecure; jealous; or
simply a bitch.”-Paris Hilton
SMS Quote | Text Message #644
May 3, 2007
great pipol
talk about
ideas
average pipol
talk about
things
small pipol
talk about
oder pipol
BUT atractive
people never talk..
dey just
snd msgs! (-_;)
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Loading ...Date: Wed, May, 02, 2007
Time: 11:24 am
Sent by: inLign
Category: Brand Names, Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #643
May 2, 2007
Promoter: Misis,kpg pnghalo
ang Breeze at Tide,bubula
kya?
Misis: Aba syempre!
Promotor: Mali!
Misis: Bkit nman?
Promoter: Wla pang tubig,
adik ka?ü
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