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SMS Quote | Text Message #98  (1 votes)Psst..2lg knb?
My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau.
Kc knina, my lumapt skn.
Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps,
Wla lng
Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains
nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p
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Loading ...Date: Wed, May, 09, 2007
Time: 5:58 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #687
May 9, 2007
GIRL: “If my right leg was
your lunch, and my left leg
was your dinner, what will
you prefer?”
BOY: “I love the snack
between meals!”
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Loading ...Date: Wed, May, 09, 2007
Time: 5:44 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Politician, Sayings
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Loading ...Date: Wed, May, 09, 2007
Time: 3:39 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #685
May 9, 2007
A guy wanted 2 lOse weight.
He went 2 a diet center. It
Offered plan A or B. He took
plan A. He was then taken 2
a room wherein a gud lukin
naked grl w/ a “if u catch
me, u cn fuck me” sign was
waitng 4 him. He nvr caught
her bt he lost 50lbs. Aftr
3days he decided 2 try plan
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Loading ...Date: Tue, May, 08, 2007
Time: 9:33 am
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #684
May 8, 2007
SmebOdy
aSkd mE,
“r u taken?”
i rpLied,
“yes,i am!”
den i turnd back
& whsphered,
“hehe,
nauto q xa,
akaLa ña
aq c Taken,
c “mats” kya aq!
tangek un!(”,)
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Loading ...Date: Tue, May, 08, 2007
Time: 9:28 am
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #682
May 8, 2007
Nanay: nak, bumili k nga ng
asin.
Anak: yoko po mdilim n,
takot aq.
Nanay: wag k magAlala,
ksma m angel m.
Anak: e di sya n lng utusan
nyo… Dala-dlwa p kmi..
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Loading ...Date: Tue, May, 08, 2007
Time: 9:23 am
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #681
May 8, 2007
Boy1: ganda ng tatoo k s
etits ko AIDS! pg hmaba,
ADIDAS! Boy2: wla yn skn!
ung tatoo k s etits ko ELMO!
Kpg hmaba,
ELFILIBUSTERISMO! Pedro: e
ang liliit naman pala nga
etits nio e, s kin BING kapag
humaba BITUING WALANG
NINGNING! :-D
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Loading ...Date: Tue, May, 08, 2007
Time: 9:22 am
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #680
May 8, 2007
TnanOng
Ko ang
Lolo ko
‘mskt po
B tlga ang
Mgmahal
Ng lubOs?’
Ang sbi
SMS Quote | Text Message #678
May 8, 2007
Hindi mkapgtmpla ng juice c
inday..
Tahimik lng xang nkttig
s bote ng juice..
Dahil nksulat:
CONCENTRATE..ü
dr salinel
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