TxtBuff » Lyrics http://www.txtbuff.com Text Messages Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:22:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Text Message #6429: Itlog beef pork liver http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/24/text-message-6429-itlog-beef-pork-liver/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/24/text-message-6429-itlog-beef-pork-liver/#comments Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:18:31 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/24/text-message-6429-itlog-beef-pork-liver/ Knock, knock. Who’s der?

Itlog beef pork liver!

Itlog beef pork liver, who?

Wen I fall in love
itlogbeef porkliver.

SMILE!
Pustahan tayo kinanta mo pa he he!

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‘Ibon kong laging tumitigas,

pisilin mo at may lalabas,

ipasok sa FLOWER na madulas,

HUGOT-BUNOT hanggang makaalpas…’

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Jocjoc:
FG, FG
I am sick…
Pls call Gloria
very quick..

Gloria,
Gloria,
shall I die??

GLORIA:
No, my Jocjoc
just lie and lie…

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i
LuV
y0u..

y0u
LuV
Me..

Let’Z
g0
0uT

AnD
KiLL
BarNeY!!.,
WitH
a
Sh0tguN

BanG!
BanG!

BaRnEy’S
0n d
fL00r..

n0
m0rE
BakLanG
Din0sAuR!!!

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arw,cckat dn tau

sbi q nmn syo,lgi
aqng and2.

Kht kelan kaibgan m aq,
at yn ay pninindgan q.

Ngaung mtndi n
ang ulan,1′t 1 ang
atng takbuhan.

Sumil0ng k lng s
akng
py0ng,ay0ng,ay0ng
y0ng,y0ng,y0ng

-oh getz m n?
Umbrella yan,tagal0g verSi0n.ü

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1. Two Hundred Million Thanks To You. By A. Balos
2.Money Money Money. By The F. Gees
3.The Neri-ness Of You. By Romulus
4.Don’t You Go, Dont You Go Sa Senado by Mike at Defensor
5.Mahal Kita Maging Tsino Ka Man By Sergio and the Apostols B-)

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jinggom bels
jinggom ol
d way.
O daspan
electrik pan
kaldero ug
pinggan..Hey!
Maayong pasko tagbalay… :-)

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mahal kita..Hnd 2 bola..Ansan ka man..La in ku ma..Ni aBot nq s Langit..Keri yo oh keri yo indEs te ploma.. Ngumiti k man lng sna.. Aq’y nasa Langit n..
hehehe..kinanta m n0h? :-D

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nilalafang
always nalang kinekeme
pero ang churva ay juicy rin
pala pag niwateran na xia

Marainb0w ang LifEnezz
marainb0w ang LifEnezz sa
winaterang churva!

*mga bATang bAkLa
verSion ng makulay ang
buhay*ü

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wrong lyrics:

“i decided long ago, never
to walk wd edu manzano..”

“so kiss me and smaffle
me..”

“it started when we were
younger you were nine..”

“some people want
tambourines but i dont..”

“my only nest is killing me..”

“don’t go jason waterfalls..”

“Constantine, ur on my
mind..”

& finally,

“nothing’s gonna change my
love for you, you know
naman my love how much i
love you..” :-P

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kemerloo de eklavoo, hao
hao de chenelyn de big uten,
sifit dapat iipit, goldness
filak chumuchorva sa tabi
ng chenes! shoyang ang
fula, talong na fula,
shoyang ang fute, talong na
mafute, chuk chak chenes
namo ek ek.

-yan nnman ang mga
batang bading na alaga ni
Inday, nglalaro ng pen pen
de sarapen. ayaw paawat
mga leche! hahaha! :-D

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D fiLin
S rYT,
U FoL
NLuv 4d
1st tym,
Hartbit&kises
So swit,
Sumertym
Luv n d munLyt,
Ayipiyayo
Ayipiyaye..

Title: DR JONES
By: AQUA
prng quote no?

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Eenchar c kemerlu
Chochorva ng chacha Paecla
eclavoo!

-2 batang bading humataw
na naman sa pagkanta ng
bubuka ang bulaklak…
ühahaha

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Ang shombey.. (Ang
shOmbey)

Colorrific
Ang shombey
Sa shinabumey na juley!

- baklush kids kumakanta
ng makulay na buhay :-)

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in, in, infairness. okray
heartness flowing ang
dugesh. chuging, alive,
dis-a-ppear na u diyan!!!

-dalawang batang bading
naglalaro ng langit lupa…
Heheheü

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kahit jutay
ang julamantrax donchi
ay anek-anek
nyongkamas at nutring,
nyogarilyas at kipay
nyitaw nyotaw, jutani.
Kundol jutola, jupot
jolabastrax at mega join-
join pa,jobanox nyustasa,
nyubuyax nyomatis
nyowang at luyax
and around the keme ay
fulnes ng linga.ü
-bahay kubo,gay version.

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