Isang bata ang kumakanta habang nanu2ngkit ng santol sa puno.
“MAHAL KITA, MAHAL KITA, HINDI ‘TO BOLA”
Sagot ng kapre na nasa puno.
“ITLOG KO ‘YAN, ITLOG KO YAN, HINDI ‘YAN BUNGA”
Text Message 10453: Itlog ko yan
Text Message 10428: Im sure I wanna marry you
I dont care if u’re n0t a BILLI0NARE
I l0ve you JUST THE WAY YOU ARE
I would catch A gRENADE 4 u and
im sure I wanna MARRY YOU.
-maga!
Text Message 9710: Billionaire inuman
Kn0ck kn0ck!
Wh0′s there?
Sting,redh0rse, c0bra energy, san mig light, tanduay ice, the bar ..
Wh0?
I wanna be a biLi0naire, s0 freaking bad, buying alL the STING i never had. I wanna be 0n the c0ver 0f REDH0RSE magazine, smiling next t0 C0BRA ENERGY, 0h everytime i cl0se my eyes, i see my name in SAN MIG LIGHT. Different cities every TANDUAY ICE . I swear , THE BAR was 0n prepared. Wen i’m a biLI0naire ..
Hahaha!!
smile :))
Text Message 8175: Eternal Flame translation
TRANSLEYSYON
BULAG: close ur eyes
PILAY: give me ur hands, darling.
BINGI: can u hear my heart beating?
BOBO: do u understand?
MANHID: do u feel the same?
DUKHA: am i only dreaming?
BUMBERO: is this burning, an eternal flame
PIPI: say my name
BALIW: sunshine through the rain
KAWAWA: my whole life so lonely
FEELER: then you’ve come and ease the pain
MARTYR: i don’t wanna lose this feeling
EPAL: ooooh!
Text Message 7577: Natutuyot na nga ang dagat ng basura
PAGASA says Luzon hydro dams are nearing critical levels due to El Nino. So Sen. Manny Villar was compelled to revise his campaign song. It now goes.,
“Natutuyot na nga ang dagat ng basura,
Maligo ka na lang sa tubig ng labada,
‘Yan ang hamon namin, Kaya ko ‘yan, kayanamin mo rin!”
Text Message 7283: Manny Villar Campaign Song
MANNY VILLAR CAMPAIGN SONG:
nkaligo k n b s dagat ng KUBETA..
nkpag-CHONGKE knb s gitna ng kalsada.
yan ang tanong namin
tunay kabang isa sa amin…
nlaman mo na bang mpapagRUGBY ka nya.
tutulungan tayo para maging SINDIKATO
at ang kanyang plano ay MAGNAKAW tayo.
Si villar ang tunay na walang gilagid
si villar ang may kakayahang gumawa ng sariling SUGALAN,
si manny villar ang MAGHAHAKOT ng ating KAYAMANAN..
Text Message 7027: Nobody nobody but you
-KOrean:
NO bOdy nO bOdy but yOu.
-America:
I want yOur bOdy your body nOt yOu.
-FilipinO:
NO mOney nO mOney pasmO!
->haha’ha
Text Message #6722: Bahay Kubo Ondoy version
New Lyrics of
“Bahay Kubo”
bahay ko po
dami putik
ang pumsok doon
ay sari sari
nlamas n karton
sirang mejas at damit
silya, bsurang mpanghe!
ONDOY parusa
binura marikina
at saka meron pa
lubog din ang edsa
montalban at pasig
taytay at cainta
sa paLgid ligid ay puno ng Baha!
KUMANTA KA!
wahahaha!! :D
Text Message 6429: Itlog beef pork liver
Knock, knock. Who’s der?
Itlog beef pork liver!
Itlog beef pork liver, who?
Wen I fall in love
itlogbeef porkliver.
SMILE!
Pustahan tayo kinanta mo pa he he!
Text Message 5235
Let’s sing the EDSA HYMN:
‘Ibon kong laging tumitigas,
pisilin mo at may lalabas,
ipasok sa FLOWER na madulas,
HUGOT-BUNOT hanggang makaalpas…’
