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SMS Quote | Text Message #652
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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Date: Wed, May, 28, 2008
Time: 8:30 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3558
May 28, 2008

Titser:
“Use ‘Anyh0w’ & ‘Any0ne’ in a sentence..”

Pacman:
“Hoy Pidru! Bakit mu kinain ang ‘Anyh0w’ na manuk na ‘Any0ne’ ku jan sa misa para kay Jengkeh?!”


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Date: Tue, May, 27, 2008
Time: 8:51 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3551
May 27, 2008

Juan: pare, kelan mo balak byaran ung utang mong P64?

Pablo: o eto my P100 aq, my P36 ka?

Juan: wala eh.. pro my P50 aq, my P14 ka?

Pablo: wala rin eh.. my P20 aq dito, my P6 ka?

Juan: my P10 aq, my P4 ka?

Pablo: my P5 aq, my piso ka?

Juan: Oo, eto meron..
(Pablo bnayad ang P5, Juan bnigay ang piso)

Pablo: Yan ah, wla nko utang.

Juan: Cge pare, salamat, yngatz.


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Date: Sat, May, 24, 2008
Time: 8:24 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Adult, Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3527
May 24, 2008

Ngongo n wyf makng lov
NGO2:mukha m mapute
WYF:di nmn ah
NGO2:tsanabi ng mukha mO mapute
WYF:ndi nga
Anak nagsing
ANAK: Nay,buka nyo dw pong mabute!Letse istrbo..


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Date: Fri, May, 23, 2008
Time: 9:27 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3523
May 23, 2008

DOKTOR: 80 years old ka na nabuntis mo pa si misis?

TSINO: Syempule, ako lagi punta doktor para tune-up.

(after 6 months)

DOKTOR: Magpa change oil ka nga, kulay itim anak mo!


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Date: Wed, May, 21, 2008
Time: 6:39 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3508
May 21, 2008

Studyante: sir, kmusta po grdes q?

Teacher: aba! iha,mgnda! Ksing gnda ng buhok mo!

Studyante: tlga po?!Wow nman!

Teacher: oo iha. Prng hair mo!..

Bagsak!ö


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Date: Wed, May, 21, 2008
Time: 5:21 pm
Sent by: chelle
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3507
May 21, 2008

TCHER:Juan read ur 500 wrds essay 2 ur clsm8s.
JUAN:0k mam!
my miming b0w!
i hv a miming! my miming s lost.So,i wnt outsde d hauz & luk 4 my miming!

ming(478x)


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Date: Mon, May, 19, 2008
Time: 9:43 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3490
May 19, 2008

Mare1: Naku, tataas daw ang pamasahe kaya dapat, simulan na natin mag-reduce!
Mare2: Bakit?
Mare1: Gagawin na daw PER KILO ang pamasahe!


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Date: Mon, May, 19, 2008
Time: 9:34 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3487
May 19, 2008

ERAP kumuha ng NBI Clearance…

NBI: Sir pAki buo po nyo M na sinulat nyo sa marital status ninyo…

ERAP, medyo inis pero sumunod din cya, bulong nya, kilala nman nila ako ah, simple lng sagot nito… MANY!   : )

 


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