Loading ...Stanley Ho: Ma’m, I’m giving you a Ferrari.
PGMA: I don’t take bribes.
Stanley Ho: I will then sell it to you for P200.
PGMA: In that case, I will buy two!
Text Message #6483: She cheated on him on 3 occasions
n their 50th anniversary,
wife confesses to hsbnd
that she cheated on him
on 3 occasions.
Hsbnd was saddened
& wants to know when.
Wife sed, “1st, I slept w/ d bank president
to give u the business loan.
2nd, I slept with Dr. James to operate on ur heart.”
HSBND: U did those to help me start up my business & save my life?
How kind of u.
And d 3rd time?
WIFE: Remember wen u wanted to be President of d golf club? But then, u were 35 votes short…
Text Message #6481: Palaka, manok, baka kay GMA
Ano ang sabi ng
palaka, manok at baka nang nkapasok sa room ni GMA sa Malacaang.
Palaka: “korap..korap..”
Manok: “kuk kurakot..”
Baka: “oonga, oonga..”:-D
Text Message #6457: Silicone
At a class..
TEACHER: children, if u cud hav 1 raw material in the world, what would it be?
Boy1: i would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money & i cud buy a corvette.
Boy2: i would want platinum because its worth more than gold & i cud buy a porsche.
Boy3: i would want silicone.
Teacher: silicone? why?
Boy3: because my mom has 2 bags of the stuff & u cud see all the sports cars outside our house!:-P
Text Message #6456: Sleep with windows open
Doctor: sinunod ma ba advise ko to sleep with windows open?
Patient: YES.
Doctor: so, nawala ang hika mo?
Patient: ang hika, hindi! Pero Nawala ang TV, ipod at laptop ko. :@