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Date: Mon, Apr, 28, 2008
Time: 8:30 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3328
April 28, 2008

JUDGE: I assume you had the experience of having been cross-examined before?

WITNESS: Yes, Your Honor, by my wife and my mother-in-law.ü


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Date: Sat, Apr, 26, 2008
Time: 9:05 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3316
April 26, 2008

Ifugao:
Apply po akong
sundalo Sir…

Officer:
D ka pwede!
Andami mong
sirang ngipin!
bungi-bungi ka pa!

Ifugao:
Bakit sir,ang
giyera b ngaun lips 2 lips na?!


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Date: Fri, Apr, 25, 2008
Time: 9:04 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3309
April 25, 2008

RAID SA TIANGGE –
PULIS: Hoy! Pirated mga bags na ito ah!
TINDERA:Hindi sir ah. Lokal mga ito
PULIS:Lokal ang YSL?
TINDERA: Oo naman, “Yari Sa Laguna”!
PULIS:Hmmm… Ang DKNY?
TINDERA: Gawa sa “Divisoria Kanto Ng Ylaya”!
PULIS: Ang GQ? Local pa din?
TINDERA:Op kors! “Galing Quiapo”! Ü


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Date: Fri, Apr, 25, 2008
Time: 9:03 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3308
April 25, 2008

PEDRO: Miss, mag-ahit ka nga!

MISS: Ng legs?

PEDRO: Ng bigote mo!


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Date: Fri, Apr, 25, 2008
Time: 8:53 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3305
April 25, 2008

TACIO: Bok, bakit ba napakatalino mo?
BOK: Kumakain kasi ako ng isang klase ng kendi. Gusto mo bang pagbilan kita?
TACIO: (pagkabayad at pagkakain sa kendi.) Stork lamang ang kendi ito, a!
BOK: Tingnan mo, di matalino ka na!


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Date: Thu, Apr, 24, 2008
Time: 8:59 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3297
April 24, 2008

Woman: I’m a lesbian.
Erap: What’s a lesbian?
Woman: I like to undress a sexy girl, suck her tits, lick her body, and make love to her.
Erap: Wow! Lesbian din pala ako!


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Date: Thu, Apr, 24, 2008
Time: 8:48 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3295
April 24, 2008

Q: What do KODAK and condoms have in common?

A: They both capture that special moment.


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Date: Thu, Apr, 24, 2008
Time: 8:45 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3294
April 24, 2008

Vet: Sori po, patay na aso nyo Pinaliguan ksi ng anak nyo
gamit laundry soap
Nanay: Anong masama s sabon
Vet: Di sya dun nmatay, sa washing machine. ~

 


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