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Loading ...Date: Thu, May, 01, 2008
Time: 9:06 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3364
May 1, 2008
At a PEPSI plant:
Manager: You’re fired, Jack, the lab results just came back and you tested positive for COKE!
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Loading ...Date: Thu, May, 01, 2008
Time: 9:02 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3363
May 1, 2008
Priest: All sinners will be thrown to hell & there will be gnashing & grinding of teeth.
Juan: What about those who have no teeth?
Priest: GOD will provide.
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Loading ...Date: Wed, Apr, 30, 2008
Time: 10:21 am
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3359
April 30, 2008
Complet Version:
DAD-anak,bili mo ko softdrinks
ANAK-coke o pepsi?
D-C0ke
A-diet o
Regular?
D-regular
A-bote o sa can?
D-bote
A-8 oz o litro?
D-pUNYETA! 2big nlng!
A-natural o mineral?
D-mineral
A-malamig o hindi?
D-papaluin kta ng walis…
A-tambo o ting2?
D-hayop ka!?!
A-baka o baboy?
D-layas!
A-ngayon o bukas?
D-ngayon na!
A-hatid mo ko o hndi?
D-papatayin kta!
A-sakal o baril
D-baril!
A-sa ulo o tiyan?
D-peste!
A-ipis o daga?
D- aaaAhhHhH... (read post)
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Loading ...Date: Wed, Apr, 30, 2008
Time: 9:22 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3357
April 30, 2008
Loi: Hon, alam mo bang ‘it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000
sausages?’
Erap: Ang magagawa nga naman ng science ano? Paano kaya nila tinuturo-an yong mga baboy?
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Loading ...Date: Wed, Apr, 30, 2008
Time: 9:11 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3354
April 30, 2008
Jinggoy: Dad, anong english ng pantog?
Erap: bladder!
Jinggoy: Eh anong english sa pantog ng bayaw mo?
Erap: bladder in law!
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Loading ...Date: Tue, Apr, 29, 2008
Time: 8:08 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3339
April 29, 2008
In hospital nursery:
DOC: congrats misis kambal anak nyo..
MISIS: talaga? paki dala..
DOC: nurse ipasok mo dito yung kambal..
NURSE: Eto na po misis..
MISIS: akala ko ba kambal? Bakit isa lang ito?
NURSE: ay! dadalhin ko pa ba yung isa? Kasi parehas lang naman poh yung itsura eh…
0o nga nMan db.. Haha
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Loading ...Date: Mon, Apr, 28, 2008
Time: 8:33 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3330
April 28, 2008
Wife: (to lawyer-husband): Who’s that woman who greeted you a while ago?
Husbnd: Oh, I met her yesterday professionally.
Wife: Whose profession, yours or hers?
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Loading ...Date: Mon, Apr, 28, 2008
Time: 8:32 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3329
April 28, 2008
JUDGE: Is your lawyer coming?
WOMAN: I’m very sure, Your Honor! I know him personally and intimately. He’s always COMING!
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