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SMS Quote | Text Message #652
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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Date: Wed, Mar, 18, 2009
Time: 8:46 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5535
March 18, 2009

Wife complaining 2 husband:Honey,alam kong ngayong global financial crisis,mas lalo mong kelangan magpakitang gilas sa boss mo para dka tanggalinsa trabajo,pero bakit kelangan mong dalhin sa ating bahay ang trabajo mo at embalsahing yang bangkay na yan sa dining table natin? Husband: Pasensya na Hon. Sirado na kc ofc kaya di nko makaovertym.Ngaun lang ito!Bnigyan kc ako ng deadline ng amo ko.Pag diko tapos ang trabajo ko ma2yang 6am ako ang patay... (read post)


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Date: Wed, Mar, 18, 2009
Time: 8:45 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote Text Message #5533
March 18, 2009

FG: (to maid) Miss, can u do something about Glo’s room. She complains that it’s d ugliest room in Malacanang.

MAID: Yes, sir…
I’ll remove d mirrors ASAP.


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Date: Tue, Mar, 17, 2009
Time: 8:42 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5528
March 17, 2009

A Mom went to her doctor.

MOM: pls give me a prescription for the PILL.

DOC: I don’t think you need the Pill at ur age.

MOM: it relaxes me.

DOC: But you know the purpose of the Pill. It’s not for relaxing!

MOM: I know but my daughter dates, & every morning I drop one in her juice. I feel more relaxed.


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Date: Tue, Mar, 17, 2009
Time: 8:41 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5525
March 17, 2009

Pacman: Doc, my insomnia po ako.. Paano ba ako makakatulog ng mahimbing?
Doctor: Bakit di mo subukan magbilang kapag nakahiga kana?
Pacman: Doc naman!Alam nyo naman boxer ako.. pagdating ng 9 napapatayo ako!


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Date: Mon, Mar, 16, 2009
Time: 9:11 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5519
March 16, 2009

BISITA: Sarap ang luto ng Misis mo!

ERAP: Kasi mayroon siyang ‘URINARY SKILLS.’


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Date: Mon, Mar, 16, 2009
Time: 9:11 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5518
March 16, 2009

A man walks n2 his doc’s clinic. While waiting, an acquaintance walks in & sits besides him.

Newcomer: W w what are yy you dd doing here?

Man: I am waiting to see the doc.

N: W wwhy dd do yy you wwant to ss see hhim?

M: I have a prostate problem.

N: A pp prostate pp problem, wwhat’s tthat?

M: Well, if you must know. I pee like you talk.


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Date: Sat, Mar, 14, 2009
Time: 8:56 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5513
March 14, 2009

Teacher: Pedro, how do u handle ur problems?
Pedro: I dont boobs it ma’am.
Teacher: What do u mean by “you dnt boobs it”
Pedro: Hindi q po dinidibdib ma’am…


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Date: Sat, Mar, 14, 2009
Time: 8:56 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5511
March 14, 2009

Donald Duck walkd into a drugstore & askd for a packet of condoms.

‘Certainly, sir,’ replied the lady behind the counter, ’shall I put them on your bill?’

‘NO WAY!’ replied Donald Duck, ‘What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!’

 
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