(2 votes)A man at a costume shop.
HE: I’m going to a party. I want to go as Adam.
Sales girl brought out a fig leaf.
HE: Not big enough.
She brings out a bigger one.
HE: Still not big enough.
SHE: Listen, Ace! Why don’t you throw it over your shoulder, and go as a gasoline pump?!
TITSER: Class, my name is Ms. PRUKE (pru-ke). With an R!! Ang makakalimot pipingutin ko!
Kinabukasan..
TITSER: Pedro, whats my name?
PEDRO: Alam ko yun eh. With R yun eh. Ah…
Mam! Ms. PREKPREK!Ü
Mr: hon, buksan mo ang pinto!
Mrs: sorry, hindi pwede. Wala akong suot.
Mr:(tumawa)OK lang, wala akong kasama!
Mrs: ako meron…
A couple at dentist’s office.
HUSBAND: I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocaine because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth quickly.
DENTIST: You’re a brave man. Now show me which tooth it is.
HUSBAND: (to wife) Open your mouth, dear, and show the dentist which tooth it is.
A maid asked for a pay increase.
MAID: There are 3 reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you, Senora.
W: Who said that?
MAID: Your husband did.
W: Oh.
M: The second is that I am a better cook than you.
W: I supposed my husband said that.
M: The third is that I am a better lover than u.
W: (really furious now) Did my husband say that as well?
M: No, Senora, the gardener did.
She got the raise!
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