(2 votes)There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knees. Three doctors and a female nurse were in OR to remedy it.
DOC1: We’ll just take a big hunk off the end.
DOC2: We’ll just take a big hunk out of the middle.
DOC3: We’ll just take a big hunk off the base of it.
NURSE: (crying) Can’t we just make his legs longer?!
WIFE: Hon, pasyal mo naman ako sa isang mamahaling lugar.
HUSB: Ok. I give u 3 choices.
W: Wow! PowerPlant Greenbelt or Shang?
H: Hindi. Caltex, Shell o Petron.
2 ka Amiga nagpasikatan..
Girl1: our family spent the whole summer in Europe, it was great! how about you? Where did you spend your summer vacation?
Girl2: i just spent it here in the philippines
Girl1: uggh.. really? How p0or.. Where?
Girl2: at your boyfriend’s pad.. He was great! ΓΌ
Pedro: bkit ganun ang chinese? sa tanghali manligaw?
Akong: ganun talaga kami manligaw sa kapwa chinese namin!
P: anu naman ginagawa nyo s gabi?
A: pilipina naman nililigawan namin!
Man1: I think the wife is getting a bit near-sighted.
Man2: Oh, how come?
Man1: When I woke up this morning, she was sucking the bed post.:)
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