TxtBuff » Conversations http://www.txtbuff.com Text Messages Sun, 21 Mar 2010 12:36:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Text Message #6685: Chocolate ka ba? http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/30/text-message-6685-chocolate-ka-ba/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/30/text-message-6685-chocolate-ka-ba/#comments Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:02:20 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/30/text-message-6685-chocolate-ka-ba/ BOY: chocolate ka ba?

GIRL: ahihihi!!! banat ba yan?

BOY: hindi! negra ka kasi!

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/30/text-message-6685-chocolate-ka-ba/feed/ 0 Text Message #6679: What can I get for a rib? http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/28/text-message-6679-what-can-i-get-for-a-rib/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/28/text-message-6679-what-can-i-get-for-a-rib/#comments Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:59:54 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/28/text-message-6679-what-can-i-get-for-a-rib/ God creates Adam, and soon Adam is complaining that he’s all alone in the Garden of Eden.

So God says, “Ok, I’ll make you a companion, a beautiful creature who’ll cook and clean for you. It will be able to converse intelligently on any subject, and never ever complain or argue.”

Adam says, “That sounds great.”

God says, “The only thing is, it will cost you an arm and a leg.”

Adam says, “Damn, that’s expensive. What can I get for a rib?”

And as they say, the rest is history.

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/28/text-message-6679-what-can-i-get-for-a-rib/feed/ 0 Text Message #6676: Yan ang kaibgan, minsan tanga http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/28/text-message-6676-yan-ang-kaibgan-minsan-tanga/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/28/text-message-6676-yan-ang-kaibgan-minsan-tanga/#comments Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:58:36 +0000 vivs http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/28/text-message-6676-yan-ang-kaibgan-minsan-tanga/ Boy: ang sakit sakit tol! Bakit gnun xa? Iniwan nia ako. :c

Frend: bkt san ba dpat kau pupunta?

yan ang kaibgan, minsan tanga. haha!

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/28/text-message-6676-yan-ang-kaibgan-minsan-tanga/feed/ 0 Text Message #6664: 6 pack abs from belly dancing http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/25/text-message-6664-6-pack-abs-from-belly-dancing/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/25/text-message-6664-6-pack-abs-from-belly-dancing/#comments Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:32:25 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/25/text-message-6664-6-pack-abs-from-belly-dancing/ ANAK: Tay! tignan mo abs ko! 6 pack yan, tay!

TATAY: wow! machong macho na anak ko ah! pano mo nagawa yan, nak?

ANAK: belly dancing, tay! :$

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/25/text-message-6664-6-pack-abs-from-belly-dancing/feed/ 0 Text Message #6658: Buti pa ang saging, may puso http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/23/text-message-6658-buti-pa-ang-saging-may-puso/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/23/text-message-6658-buti-pa-ang-saging-may-puso/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:23:13 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/23/text-message-6658-buti-pa-ang-saging-may-puso/ Binagsak ng teacher…

Student: buti pa ang saging, may puso! Pero ikaw sir, wala!

Teacher: aba kung ganyanan lang eh, buti pa ang bulalo may utak, ikaw wala.

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/23/text-message-6658-buti-pa-ang-saging-may-puso/feed/ 0 Text Message #6650: Di mo na ako iniisip pag nalalasing ka http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/22/text-message-6650-di-mo-na-ako-iniisip-pag-nalalasing-ka/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/22/text-message-6650-di-mo-na-ako-iniisip-pag-nalalasing-ka/#comments Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:51:53 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/22/text-message-6650-di-mo-na-ako-iniisip-pag-nalalasing-ka/ MRS: Ang hirap sa yo,di mo na ako iniisip pag nalalasing ka.

MR: Hoy,di totoo yan,ha! (hik!) Katunayan, kanina ko pa
iniisip kung anong pangalan mo (hik!).

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/22/text-message-6650-di-mo-na-ako-iniisip-pag-nalalasing-ka/feed/ 0 Text Message #6648: Invite senior citizens sa Home of the Aged http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/22/text-message-6648-invite-senior-citizens-sa-home-of-the-aged/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/22/text-message-6648-invite-senior-citizens-sa-home-of-the-aged/#comments Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:48:22 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/22/text-message-6648-invite-senior-citizens-sa-home-of-the-aged/ Aling Dionisia: Manny, kailangan mag-invita tayo ng mga 270 senior citizens sa Home of the Aged.
Manny: para saan? At bakit ang dami?
Aling Dionisia: para mabuo ko ang 60treasures, 60roses, 60candles, 6oenvelopes at 60toasts sa birthday party ko…
Manny: nyeh! :-/

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Mister: Madali lang yan, hon. Gamitin mo muna yung bolpen.

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/18/text-message-6618-nalunok-ang-lapis/feed/ 0 Text Message #6581: Sino ba ang decision-maker? http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/15/text-message-6581-sino-ba-ang-decision-maker/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/15/text-message-6581-sino-ba-ang-decision-maker/#comments Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:56:47 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/15/text-message-6581-sino-ba-ang-decision-maker/ Woman: Taga Census po sir, sino po ba ang decision-maker sa inyo? Husband: Dear, sino ba nagde-desisyon dito sa bahay? Wife: Syempre ikaw Husband: Ako daw po.

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/15/text-message-6581-sino-ba-ang-decision-maker/feed/ 0 Text Message #6573: LOAD moves in mysterious ways http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/14/text-message-6573-load-moves-in-mysterious-ways/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/14/text-message-6573-load-moves-in-mysterious-ways/#comments Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:58:40 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/14/text-message-6573-load-moves-in-mysterious-ways/ Bakla: can we be agen..?
Lalake: shut up..!
Bakla: l0ve prin kta..!
Lalake: m0ve on na… may gf na ako…
Bakla: l0adan kta P500…!
Lalake: j0ke! l0vepa rin kta…

-LOAD m0ves in
mystri0us ways!:-(

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/14/text-message-6573-load-moves-in-mysterious-ways/feed/ 0 Text Message #6562: Turta, eggplant na may egg http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/12/text-message-6562-turta-eggplant-na-may-egg/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/12/text-message-6562-turta-eggplant-na-may-egg/#comments Sat, 12 Sep 2009 02:22:46 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/12/text-message-6562-turta-eggplant-na-may-egg/ Pacman:Mama,sabi ng titser ko bkìt daw äng èggplänt è wäläng ègg?
Aling Dionisia:Manny, sabihon mo sa titser mo na käpäg me ègg yùn…TüRTÄ näyon,TüRTÄ! Hèllö!

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/12/text-message-6562-turta-eggplant-na-may-egg/feed/ 0 Text Message #6551: Wi Fi, Apple pie at taro pie http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/11/text-message-6551-wi-fi-apple-pie-at-taro-pie/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/11/text-message-6551-wi-fi-apple-pie-at-taro-pie/#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:13:06 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/11/text-message-6551-wi-fi-apple-pie-at-taro-pie/ Sa McDO…

Customer: Mayroon ba kayong Wi Fi dito?

Crew: Wala po. Apple pie at taro pie lang po.

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/11/text-message-6551-wi-fi-apple-pie-at-taro-pie/feed/ 0 Text Message #6545: Raise your voice in court, hooray! http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6545-raise-your-voice-in-court-hooray/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6545-raise-your-voice-in-court-hooray/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:44:30 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6545-raise-your-voice-in-court-hooray/ Judge: The next man who raises his voice in this court will be thrown out.

Prisoner: Hep, hep hooray!

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6545-raise-your-voice-in-court-hooray/feed/ 0 Text Message #6544: A lovely push http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6544-a-lovely-push/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6544-a-lovely-push/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:44:03 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6544-a-lovely-push/ Wife: What will you give me if i climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely push!! :-):-S

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6544-a-lovely-push/feed/ 0 Text Message #6540: Stole a can of peas http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6540-stole-a-can-of-peas/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6540-stole-a-can-of-peas/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:42:22 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6540-stole-a-can-of-peas/ 80 yr old woman arrested for stealing a can of peaches cuz she was hungry. JUDGE: how many peaches wer in d can? W: 6 J: then i wil giv one day for each peach, so 6 days in jail. Woman’s husband spoke up suddenly “she also stole a can of peas”!

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6540-stole-a-can-of-peas/feed/ 0 Text Message #6533: Package deal and First Lady http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/09/text-message-6533-package-deal-and-first-lady/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/09/text-message-6533-package-deal-and-first-lady/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:59:16 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/09/text-message-6533-package-deal-and-first-lady/ Q: Why did Noynoy have to pray for discernment even after Mar withdrew from the presidential derby?

A: Because in their meetings, Mar said package deal ang FIRST LADY. :-P

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