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]]> A man was in a bar looking dejected that a friend walked over and asked what’s wrong..

MAN: (shaking his head) It’s my mother-in-law. I have a real problem with her.

FRIEND: Cheer up! Everyone has problems with his mother-in-law.

MAN: Yeah, but not everybody gets her pregnant.


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]]> ANAK: Inay, meron pong bombay na naghahanap sa inyo.

INAY: Sabihin mo wala ako.

ANAK: Inay, masama raw po ang magsinungaling, sabi ng teacher ko.

INAY: Pwes sabihin mo sa titser mo na siya ang magbayad ng utang ko!


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]]> HUSBAND: Read that women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.

WIFE: Oh, yeah? Well, we can diet, have liposuction, exercise, and even get implants for all that. What can a man do about the one area that we all KNOW he feels insecure about?


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]]> Husband: Naku dear. Ang ganda ng trabahong nakita ko. Taas ng sweldo, daming benefits, me bonus pa!
Wife: Swerte mo talaga Honey. At last!
Husband:Swerte talaga! Pwede ka na raw mag-start next week!


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]]> MAN TO PSYCHIATRIST:
‘You have to help me, Doctor. I’m starting to believe I’m a woman.’

PSYCHIATRIST: ‘Why do you think that?’

MAN: ‘It was something my gynecologist said to me the other day.’


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]]> Man sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands.

BARTENDER: Hey, pal, what’s happenin?

MAN: I’m in deep shit. I just got caught screwing my neighbor.

BARTENDER: Oh wow! Who caught you? Your wife?

MAN: No, HIS wife!


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]]> Sa isang ospital…

Misis: Doc!… Doc!… Doc!..

Doktor: Anu po yun, misis?

Misis: Doc, paki tingnan naman ang anak ko, nangingitim.

Doctor: Ay!! Huwag po kayong mag-alala kasi ang anak ninyo ITA.


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]]> Erap: paayos ko itong radyo, kailan ko bblikan?
Repairman: after 1 day!
E: pede bng oras lng ang antayin ko?
R: ok, blikan mo after 24 hrs!
E: yan, dats better!


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]]> Wife complaining 2 husband:Honey,alam kong ngayong global financial crisis,mas lalo mong kelangan magpakitang gilas sa boss mo para dka tanggalinsa trabajo,pero bakit kelangan mong dalhin sa ating bahay ang trabajo mo at embalsahing yang bangkay na yan sa dining table natin?

Husband: Pasensya na Hon. Sirado na kc ofc kaya di nko makaovertym.Ngaun lang ito!Bnigyan kc ako ng deadline ng amo ko.Pag diko tapos ang trabajo ko ma2yang 6am ako ang patay!


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]]> FG: (to maid) Miss, can u do something about Glo’s room. She complains that it’s d ugliest room in Malacanang.

MAID: Yes, sir…
I’ll remove d mirrors ASAP.


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]]> A Mom went to her doctor.

MOM: pls give me a prescription for the PILL.

DOC: I don’t think you need the Pill at ur age.

MOM: it relaxes me.

DOC: But you know the purpose of the Pill. It’s not for relaxing!

MOM: I know but my daughter dates, & every morning I drop one in her juice. I feel more relaxed.


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]]> Pacman: Doc, my insomnia po ako.. Paano ba ako makakatulog ng mahimbing?
Doctor: Bakit di mo subukan magbilang kapag nakahiga kana?
Pacman: Doc naman!Alam nyo naman boxer ako.. pagdating ng 9 napapatayo ako!


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]]> BISITA: Sarap ang luto ng Misis mo!

ERAP: Kasi mayroon siyang ‘URINARY SKILLS.’


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]]> A man walks n2 his doc’s clinic. While waiting, an acquaintance walks in & sits besides him.

Newcomer: W w what are yy you dd doing here?

Man: I am waiting to see the doc.

N: W wwhy dd do yy you wwant to ss see hhim?

M: I have a prostate problem.

N: A pp prostate pp problem, wwhat’s tthat?

M: Well, if you must know. I pee like you talk.


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]]> Teacher: Pedro, how do u handle ur problems?
Pedro: I dont boobs it ma’am.
Teacher: What do u mean by “you dnt boobs it”
Pedro: Hindi q po dinidibdib ma’am…


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]]> Donald Duck walkd into a drugstore & askd for a packet of condoms.

‘Certainly, sir,’ replied the lady behind the counter, ’shall I put them on your bill?’

‘NO WAY!’ replied Donald Duck, ‘What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!’


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