Loading ...‘Great, just what I need,’
the wife moaned as her husband brought home a microwave oven.
‘One more thing that heats up instantly and goes off in 20 seconds.’
Text Message #4437
Text Message #4421
TANONG:
Paano namatay si Cinderella?
SAGOT:
Pagkagat ng hatinggabi, yung kanyang tampon, nagging pumpkin…..ΓΌ
Text Message #4411
Husband was furious when he found out checking account was empty.
When he confronted his wife, she said, ‘It’s my turn.’
‘What do you mean your turn?’ yelled the husband.
‘In bed,’ she explains, ‘you’ve been making early withdrawals for years. Now it’s my turn.’
Text Message #4410
Patient kissed and squeezed the breast of his Nurse and said, “I’m in love with you! I don’t want to get well anymore!”
Nurse: “Don’t worry, you won’t. Your doctor saw what you did. He’s my husband!”
Text Message #4407
Old Man having sex w/young Girl.
TANDA:In the Autumn of my life,der is Summer in my heart.
GIRL:If u don’t put sum Spring in ur action,we’ll be here all Winter!