(1 votes)2 stUdynte naiwan s clasrum.
b0y: wla n ung mga clasm8s nten.Tau nlng d2,anu tara?
girl:anung tara?
boy:sus,anu byan.Blisan m na.
girl:ah,gnun.Bt d2?Cge n nga.
(ngm2daling nghubAd ang grl stUdnt)
girl:tara na.
boy:bkt k ngHubAd?Tara uwi n dn tau tanga..
Nasubukan mo na bang
patawanin ang mahal mo
pero napikon?
Pinilit mong pasayahin
pero nagalit?
Puwes, sabihin mo,
‘Punyeta! Halika
sa kuwarto!
Kung ayaw mong
tumawa…
pauungulin kita!’
BOY:” Pakasal na tayo!”
GIRL: “Ayoko! Kasi pag kasal na tayo dapat kong gamitin ang iyo! Di ko kaya – masyadong mahaba, mahihirapan ako!
Mangagawit at mangangalay ang kamay ko!
Sobra haba ang apelyido mo ‘Datingbatungbakal’. Ang hirap
isulat.”
Uhumm iba nasa isip mo no?
WOMAN: Slow down…
foreplay is an art!
MAN: Well, if you don’t get the canvass arranged soon, I’m going to spill my paint!
hahaha!
KID: Dad, where did I came from?
DAD: Ask your mother.
KID: I did, but I don’t think she was telling the truth. She said I came from a bucket.
DAD: Hmmm…
that’s about the size of it.
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