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Text Message #186
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Friends lift u up when ur down.But a lover lifts u up... And down...Up & down...Oooh! Up...Aaah!And down! Anu ngaun ang mas masarap? May lover o may friend?Ü

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Text Message #4502

Date: Mon, Sep 22, 2008
Time: 7:54 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult

Dr. Frankenstein had been noticing for several years that his “monster” seemed to be lacking a certain “je ne sais quoi” in his life. He and Mrs. Frankenstein were discussing the problem one day, & the Missus suddenly had a bright idea. “Maybe he needs a mate.”

“Good idea, my dear,” said the doctor. “Let’s create him a mate, & he can make love to her for the first time this coming Valentine’s Day.”

So, they worked day & night & finally got the lady “monster” ready in time to “wake her up” on Valentine’s D

Text Message #4501

Date: Mon, Sep 22, 2008
Time: 7:53 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations

Boss: our company is bcoming insolvent, so I’m thinking of laying off some of our employees.

Empleyada: Sir, we r prepared to lay down rather than be laid off.

Text Message #4499

Date: Mon, Sep 22, 2008
Time: 7:38 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Brand Names

CHOWKING
introduced a new dish last month. It’s a mix of shrimps and snails.
They call it…
“HINIPONG
SUSO”…
Yummy!
Not to be
outdone, MAX’S will be adding a new dish in its menu of all – time pinoy favorites. It’s lengua with salted eggs.
They call it …
“DINILAANG ITLOG.”
Yummier! hehehe;-)

Text Message #4493

Date: Sat, Sep 20, 2008
Time: 7:52 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations

WIFE: Honey, if we had a four-minute nuclear warning, what would you do?

HUSBAND: I would make love to you.

WIFE: Yes, but what about the other two minutes?

Text Message #4490

Date: Sat, Sep 20, 2008
Time: 7:49 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations

GRO: Wow! Ang ganda ng brief mo! Design ng flag ng U.S.A.

GUY: Thank you so much! Sayo naman flag ng Japan.

GRO: Hindi ho! MENS ko yan! Nakalimutan ko lang magpalit ng panty!