Loading ...Personality of a female follow the size of her BRA…
30 = Innocent
32 = Calm
34 = Defensive
36 = Sexy
38 = Hot
40 = Aggressive
42 = Beyond Control
Text Message #6602: The size of her BRA
Text Message #6594: Inggit na inggit si Mikey kay Noynoy
NEWS-FLASH!!! .. inggit na inggit si Mikey kay Noynoy .. wish niya na ma-assasinate daddy niya at mamatay sa cancer mommy niya para ma-endorse siyang Presidente!
MIKEY for PRESIDENT!!!
.. gather 10 million signatures for his wish – pls pass to 12 of ur intelligent frends .. do not break d chain! (“,)
Text Message #6587: Starts wearing his diaper around his head
Question: How can you tell if ang batang Bumbay has turned into an adult?
Answer: When he starts wearing his diaper around his head!
Text Message #6583: Gusto ko pa ng matching earrings
Necklace na bigay ni mister, pinagyayabang-
MISIS 1: He was forced to buy it for me kasi nahuli ko siyang nakapatong sa maid namin.
MISIS 2- Terrible!Pinalayas mo na yang maid mo?
MISIS 1- Di pa. Gusto ko pa ng matching earrings, eh. Balak ko pa nga magdagdag ng maid, eh!
Text Message #6582: What’s wrong with Vaseline?
2 gays were looking at a travel brochure.
One of them said, “Let’s try Greece this year!”
The other replied, “Why? What’s wrong with Vaseline?”