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SMS Quote | Text Message #186
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Friends lift u up when ur down.But a lover lifts u up... And down...Up & down...Oooh! Up...Aaah!And down! Anu ngaun ang mas masarap? May lover o may friend?Ü

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Date: Mon, Mar, 09, 2009
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5493
March 9, 2009

In a noontym tv program;

host: sa halagang 2thou psos,ano ang sodium chloride?

wyf contestant: ay,hndi ko po alam,gryd 2 lang po ako

host: oki,TIP, i2 ang nilalagay mo sa itlog ng mster nyo
2wing umaga!

wyf: ay alam ko na po!

JOHNSONS BABY POWDER!

NA CENSORED ANG TV SHOW


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Date: Mon, Mar, 09, 2009
Time: 8:27 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5491
March 9, 2009

In d beginning there were 2 leaves, 1 covered Adam’s & 1 covered Eve’s, then 1 day those leaves blew away, then in in d wind Adam’s thing started to sway, then in amazement as he stood there, he saw Eve’s treasure all covered with hair, then to Eve’s wondering eyes, Adam’s thing started to rise, so they went at it & at it for days on end, its amazing how many ways people can bend.


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Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Brand Names, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5477
March 6, 2009

Isang gbi, isang lolo ang humtak sa isang ba2e sa tlahibn.

Babae: lolo, kht mhubran nyo aq, d nyo q kyang ghasain dhl alam qng su2mp0ng lng ryuma ny0..

Lolo: watch me! Nagflanax yata aq!Haha

hayup n lolo yn.


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Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5476
March 6, 2009

MISIS: Impotent ka na ba, honey?

MISTER: Hindi pa, no! Bakit mo naman naitanong?

MISIS: Kasi, kagabi, nag-love making tayo, hindi tumayo ang sayo!

MISTER: Paanong tatayo eh nakapatong ang ‘laptop’ sa dede mo at nagkukuwenta ka ng mga utang natin. Nasira ang concentration ko.


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Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009
Time: 8:27 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5475
March 6, 2009

PARI: Kuwaresma ngayon. Bawal ang karne.

BABAE:Ano lang po ang pwede?

PARI: Mga gulay at seafoods.

BABAE: Ahh… pwede po ang seamen?


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Date: Mon, Mar, 02, 2009
Time: 8:46 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5464
March 2, 2009

ER Doc: How did this accident happen?

PATIENT: Well, I was making love to my gf in the living room rug when, all of a sudden, the chandelier came crashing down on us.

DOC: You’re a lucky man, you’ve only sustained minor lacerations on your butt.

PATIENT: You said it, Doc! A minute sooner and it could have fractured my skull!!


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Date: Mon, Mar, 02, 2009
Time: 8:45 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5463
March 2, 2009

(Part 1) An important executive was telling friends at his country club about some of his life experiences: “So I bought this yacht that could carry 50 people & I took it out for a maiden voyage & it hit a reef & sunk.” “Den I bought an airplane & on the 1st flight it hit anoder plane on d field & burned up.” “Den I married dis beautiful blonde & no sooner did I get home den I found her fooling ... (read post)


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Date: Mon, Mar, 02, 2009
Time: 8:44 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5462
March 2, 2009

Holdaper: Miss, holdap ‘to! Ibibigay mo ang pera mo o gagahasain kita? Mamili ka, pera o puri?

Pangit na Girl: Ang cute mo, alam mo ba yun? Kunin mo na pareho… madali naman akong kausap, eh!

 
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