(1 votes)NEWS-FLASH!!! .. inggit na inggit si Mikey kay Noynoy .. wish niya na ma-assasinate daddy niya at mamatay sa cancer mommy niya para ma-endorse siyang Presidente!
MIKEY for PRESIDENT!!!
.. gather 10 million signatures for his wish – pls pass to 12 of ur intelligent frends .. do not break d chain! (“,)
Question: How can you tell if ang batang Bumbay has turned into an adult?
Answer: When he starts wearing his diaper around his head!
Necklace na bigay ni mister, pinagyayabang-
MISIS 1: He was forced to buy it for me kasi nahuli ko siyang nakapatong sa maid namin.
MISIS 2- Terrible!Pinalayas mo na yang maid mo?
MISIS 1- Di pa. Gusto ko pa ng matching earrings, eh. Balak ko pa nga magdagdag ng maid, eh!
2 gays were looking at a travel brochure.
One of them said, “Let’s try Greece this year!”
The other replied, “Why? What’s wrong with Vaseline?”
1st date, man asked if she would like a drink.
“Oh, no! what would I tell my Sunday school class?”
He offerd her cigarette.
“Oh, no! what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said again.
On the way home, he saw a motel. he asked if she wants to stop there.
“OK.” she said.
“What will you tell your Sunday school class?” he ask.
“The same thing I always tell them: ‘You don’t have to drink or smoke to have a good time!’”
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