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SMS Quote | Text Message #186
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Friends lift u up when ur down.But a lover lifts u up... And down...Up & down...Oooh! Up...Aaah!And down! Anu ngaun ang mas masarap? May lover o may friend?Ü

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Date: Thu, Mar, 19, 2009
Time: 8:50 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5542
March 19, 2009

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, ‘how much?’ She replies, ‘2000 bucks if I lay down and 1500 bucks if I stand up.’ He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, ‘it’s my hairdresser’s fee!’


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Date: Thu, Mar, 19, 2009
Time: 8:49 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5541
March 19, 2009

‘Can anyone give me a good contemporary example of the Golden Rule?’ asked an instructor in the ethics class.

I can sir,’ replied a student, ‘how about 69?’


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Date: Sat, Mar, 14, 2009
Time: 8:56 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5513
March 14, 2009

Teacher: Pedro, how do u handle ur problems?
Pedro: I dont boobs it ma’am.
Teacher: What do u mean by “you dnt boobs it”
Pedro: Hindi q po dinidibdib ma’am…


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Date: Sat, Mar, 14, 2009
Time: 8:56 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5512
March 14, 2009

The blondes at a college were tired of not fitting in. So they pressed the school to set up a new department for them and had their way with the Blonde Education Department. The blondes were ecstatic, that they all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the department which says, ‘I belong in B.E.D.’


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Date: Sat, Mar, 14, 2009
Time: 8:56 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5511
March 14, 2009

Donald Duck walkd into a drugstore & askd for a packet of condoms.

‘Certainly, sir,’ replied the lady behind the counter, ’shall I put them on your bill?’

‘NO WAY!’ replied Donald Duck, ‘What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!’


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Date: Tue, Mar, 10, 2009
Time: 8:30 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5498
March 10, 2009

A man walks n2 Victoria’s Secret to buy a sheer negligee for his wife. He opts for the best & pays $500. He gives it to his wife & asks her to model it for him. Upstairs, wife had an idea, ‘It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I’ll do the modelling naked, return the sheer & keep the $500 refund for myself.’ She appears naked & strikes a pose for him. Husband says, ‘Good grief! For $500,... (read post)


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Date: Tue, Mar, 10, 2009
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5497
March 10, 2009

bka my kila2 u girl intrsted mgwork s Purefudz!! I will rcommend, dmi p bnefits, P15k startng pay w/training & free uni4m, plus meal allownce, aftr 3mos.regular n kya my increase salary, tpos health insurnce & retiremnt bnefits, plus 50% off on all purefudz products, Txt mk0 pg my intersd0, Rquiremnt:College level, aggrssive, can multi task & can work flexible hours, no height requiremnt Bstat wlang PANTY kz ang work nya “HULMAH... (read post)


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Date: Mon, Mar, 09, 2009
Time: 8:29 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5494
March 9, 2009

Sister superior at convent says, ‘I found a pair of men’s undies under my desk!’ 20 nuns gasp, but 1 nun goes, ‘Heh, heh, heh…’

She goes on, ‘And I found a used condom on my desk!’ 20 nuns gasp, but 1 nun goes, ‘Heh, heh, heh….!’

‘And finally there was a huge tear in the condom!’ 1 nun gasps, & the 20 goes, ‘Heh, heh, heh..’

 
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