Guy had only $5 for sex.
Prostitute: “I can only give you a ‘PENGUIN’.”
She pulls down his pants & gives him a blow job. Just as he was about to come, she stops & walks away.
Guy, with his pants at his ankle, waddles after her shouting:
“Hey, what’s a ‘PENGUIN’?”

REMEMBER , we have only
1 LIFE – live it well;
1 HEART – take good care of it;
1 SOUL – keep it clean & pre; &
1 SEX ORGAN – USE IT 0FTEN!

Lyk urinate more to keep kidneys healthy! Wahahaha…

Different sounds of women’s urine:

SINGLE: i wisssssss x3

WIDOW: i misssssss x3

SPINSTER: plisssssss x3

MARRIED: alwaysssss x3

SEPARATED: bwisssssst x3

A college had a standing rule that the dorm heaters were not to be turned on prior to a certain date.

There was a year winter reared its ugly head early. Both male and female students complained but were told nothing can be done.

The ladies went to the rescue. They turned a bed sheet into a banner with the message,

“TURN ON THE HEAT OR WE’LL TURN ON THE BOYS!” :-P

Personality of a female follow the size of her BRA…

30 = Innocent
32 = Calm
34 = Defensive
36 = Sexy
38 = Hot
40 = Aggressive
42 = Beyond Control