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SMS Quote | Text Message #186
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Friends lift u up when ur down.But a lover lifts u up... And down...Up & down...Oooh! Up...Aaah!And down! Anu ngaun ang mas masarap? May lover o may friend?Ü

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Date: Fri, Mar, 27, 2009
Time: 8:54 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5580
March 27, 2009

A man was in a bar looking dejected that a friend walked over and asked what’s wrong..

MAN: (shaking his head) It’s my mother-in-law. I have a real problem with her.

FRIEND: Cheer up! Everyone has problems with his mother-in-law.

MAN: Yeah, but not everybody gets her pregnant.


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Date: Fri, Mar, 27, 2009
Time: 8:51 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5577
March 27, 2009

A mother had been constantly showing her daughter how to do everything. It came to pass the girl got married.

Of course, the mother tagged along on the honeymoon. That night, the daughter was heard to say, ‘But, Mom, I’d rather do it myself!’


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Date: Thu, Mar, 26, 2009
Time: 8:37 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5573
March 26, 2009

A wealthy Indian chief at a hotel asked for a room. The clerk told him all were taken. He agreed to take the penthouse, picked up the register and signed an ‘X’ for his name. The clerk asked him if he would like a little woman with his room. He said, ‘Ya, Ya,- and picked up the register again. He erased ‘X’ and put down a ‘Y.’ The clerk asked the reasm for the signature change. ‘Never use a right name... (read post)


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Date: Thu, Mar, 26, 2009
Time: 8:36 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5571
March 26, 2009

Thought For The Day:

Reports showed that intellectuals don’t have much sex. You can use this data as justification for your life of celibacy.


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Date: Mon, Mar, 23, 2009
Time: 8:53 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5560
March 23, 2009

2 whales playing, using their blowholes capsize a ship. Seeing the crew in the water, one says, “Let’s eat them.” The other answers, “Naah. I only do blowjobs, I don’t eat seamen.”


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Date: Mon, Mar, 23, 2009
Time: 8:52 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5558
March 23, 2009

This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of a jail..

A male voice yells over to the female side: ‘I got 12 inches over here you would like to have.’

The female response was, ‘Well, spit it out, it isn’t yours!’


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Date: Mon, Mar, 23, 2009
Time: 8:52 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5557
March 23, 2009

HUSBAND: Read that women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.

WIFE: Oh, yeah? Well, we can diet, have liposuction, exercise, and even get implants for all that. What can a man do about the one area that we all KNOW he feels insecure about?


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Date: Fri, Mar, 20, 2009
Time: 9:07 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5550
March 20, 2009

‘And what was the extent of the defendant’s involvement in this matter?’ the judge asked the woman in a paternity case.

She replies, ‘Oh, about 10 inches.’

 
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