Be extra careful
All medicines have
side effects….

Only VIAGRA has
front effect.
:-)

Woman met her gynecologist in a party & asked him, “Doc, do u recognize me?”

The doc replied, “I’m very sorry ma’am, I don’t recognize my patient by their faces.” :-D

Q: What do you do when a Rottweiler humps your leg?

A: Fake an orgasm! ;-)

Ways to say “Your Fly Is Open”

1. The cucumber has left the salad.
2. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.
3. Your pod bay is open.
4. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
5. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction…
6. You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
7. I thought you were crazy, now I see your nuts…

Anong style kaya ang maganda?
Patuwad?
Pahiga?
Patagilid?
Padapa kaya?
Pwede rin kayang paupo?
Hay naku!

Ang hirap magpatulog ng kuba!

Hoy utak mo.. Berde!