When Abalos offered Romulo Neri a bribe,
the 57 year old bachelor almost said yes…
Because he thought he heard bride, not bribe.

Mga Death Bed Declarations:

Gov. Ed Panlilio – ‘Tandaan nyo wag n wag kyong ta2nggap ng abuloy pra sakin kung di nyo alam kung kanino galing. Pra cgurado kyo, mg-issue kyo ng receipt.’

FG Mike – ‘Back off!’ (kay Satanas)

‘Sonia’ Osmena – ‘Fly n ako mga junak. Remember… Daddy loves u so much. Babush!”

Ben Abalos – ‘Lord, ayaw ko png ma2tay. Promise may 200 k dito… wag mo lang akong kunin!’

Anabelle Rama – ‘Hoy Roffa, wag kang mandaya ‘day. Isama mo s kabaung ku ang mga alahas. Wlang labes, wlang kolang. Hindi p poly-paid ang mga yan ‘day. Kya wag mong galawen!’

Kris Aquino – ‘Gosh nmn, Lord! Promise if u extend my life, I’ll be a good girl. Deal or No Deal?

Imeldific – ‘The end of beauty is near. The Filipino people will be ugly again.’

Mike Arroyo met Gary Kasparov in HongKong.

Mike askd Gary: “If d present situation in my country is like a chess game, what wud you do?”

Gary K replied:
“SACRIFICE d QUEEN, Ride d HORSE, Leave d CASTLE, Follow d BISHOP & RESIGN!