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Text Message #4052
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DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS & THE SPIRALING COSTS OF ENERGY, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF D TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF. WE APOLOGIZE 4 D INCONVENIENCE. Hahaha

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Text Message #3248

Date: Sat, Apr 19, 2008
Time: 9:17 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Politics

Punupuno daw ng Pagmamahal si GMA !
PAGMAMAHAL NG BIGAS, DeLATA, TINAPAY, MATRICULA, GASOLINA, KURYENTE, TUBIG, PASAHE, KARNE at marami pang iba !!*

Text Message #3234

Date: Thu, Apr 17, 2008
Time: 8:29 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny

May rice shortage, corn shortage, job shortage, at kung ano-ano pang shortage ang Pilipinas ngayn.

Yan ang napapala ng mga taong sumusuporta sa isang Pangulong may. . . .

height shortage at credibility shortage!

Text Message #3190

Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2008
Time: 8:47 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny

In the USA they have Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Steevie Wonder, Condoleeza Rice…….. in the Philippines, we have no bills, no cash, no hope, no wonder- walang rice!

Text Message #3138

Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2008
Time: 4:03 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Current Events, Politics

Chinese diplomat: madam plesident, we heard you have shortage of lies (rice). Gma: to tell you frankly, we will never run out of it.

Text Message #3118

Date: Fri, Mar 7, 2008
Time: 9:27 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny

Mga sosyal na gels sa ayala during the inter faith rally:

“Let’s make baka, don’t be takot!! Let’s make baka, don’t be takot!!”