Kaya daw nagdeklara si Jojo Binay tatakbo President na inspire daw sya sa win ni Obama. Sabi ni Binay:
If a black man can b prexy, why not an Ati?
Text Message 4909
Alam mo bang pareho na tayo ng America ngayon?
Wala ng MaCain sa USA,
dito sa Pinas naman,
..wala na ring
MaKAIN..
Hahaha!
;-)
Text Message 4764
WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION ADVISORY:
All men are advised not to suck Chinese girls’ breast…
their milk may contain Melamine.
Text Message 4716
Mag-ingat sa pagkain ng champoy,
dikiam,
haw flakes, etc. Napatunayan ng BFAD na ito’y may halong . . . :-o
“MELAWAY”
laway ng Intsik!:-S Yück!:-P
Text Message 4648
Mga signs ur favorite pandesal & other bakery products have shrunk to an alarming size:
1. Ur usual 10 minute breakfast is reduced to 5 minutes.
2. Brazo de Mercedes is renamed ‘Daliri ni Mercedes.’
3. Ur 7 year old daughter approaches U & boasts of a newly learned stunt from her yaya: ‘ang paglunok ng 3 pirasong pandesal sabay-sabay.’
4. When U go to the bakery & say, ‘pabili nga po ng pandesal,’ & the baker would reply, ‘Ilang tabletas?’
Text Message 4226
Ms Universe intro..
Gut0m ak0,
Gut0m ky0
Gut0m ty0ng lhat!
HUNGARY!
Ola Viola
Tin0la sa kaserola
Arinola ni lola! VENEZUELA!
Boom!
Kablam! AFGHANISTAN!
Malay mo,
Malay nya..
MALAYSIA!
Baha dun,
Baha d2,
Baha sa buong mundo..
BAHAMAS!
Di sakin,
Di dn sy0..
E knino?
KENYA!
One way,
2 way,
Thre’s no odr way!
NORWAY!
Sing kna,
Sing ka pa!
SINGAPORE!
Mula sa lupaing
kulang sa bigas
at mdaming mandurugas..
PILIPINAS!
Text Message 4079
One orgasm releases 20,000,000 sperm cells yet only 1 meets up with d ovum.
At yan, yan, yan pare ko ang SYSTEM LOSS!
Text Message 4052
DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS & THE SPIRALING COSTS OF ENERGY, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF D TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF.
WE APOLOGIZE 4 D INCONVENIENCE. Hahaha
Text Message 4042
Jan 2001: Kay Gloria gaganda ang ekonomiya!
2004: Ccgla ang ating agrikultura! Dadami bigas!
2005: Aangkat tyo bigas pra mas marami!
2006: Mahal & imported pila kyo sa NFA mura lng!
2007: Para mktipid sa bigas, haluan ntin ng kamoteng kahoy.
2008: Mahal na NFA, ma22 tyo kumain n lng kamoteng khoy.
2009: Mahal na kamoteng kahoy, ma22 tyo kumain n lng ng kahoy.
2010: I am sorry…
Text Message 3860
be practical daw…
If your suitor will ask what you want.
chocolate?
stuffed toy?
necklace?
o’come on!
be practical!
bigas, girl!
bigas… ö
