(1 votes)Ms Universe intro..
Gut0m ak0,
Gut0m ky0
Gut0m ty0ng lhat!
HUNGARY!
Ola Viola
Tin0la sa kaserola
Arinola ni lola! VENEZUELA!
Boom!
Kablam! AFGHANISTAN!
Malay mo,
Malay nya..
MALAYSIA!
Baha dun,
Baha d2,
Baha sa buong mundo..
BAHAMAS!
Di sakin,
Di dn sy0..
E knino?
KENYA!
One way,
2 way,
Thre’s no odr way!
NORWAY!
Sing kna,
Sing ka pa!
SINGAPORE!
Mula sa lupaing
kulang sa bigas
at mdaming mandurugas..
PILIPINAS!
One orgasm releases 20,000,000 sperm cells yet only 1 meets up with d ovum.
At yan, yan, yan pare ko ang SYSTEM LOSS!
DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS & THE SPIRALING COSTS OF ENERGY, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF D TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF.
WE APOLOGIZE 4 D INCONVENIENCE. Hahaha
Jan 2001: Kay Gloria gaganda ang ekonomiya!
2004: Ccgla ang ating agrikultura! Dadami bigas!
2005: Aangkat tyo bigas pra mas marami!
2006: Mahal & imported pila kyo sa NFA mura lng!
2007: Para mktipid sa bigas, haluan ntin ng kamoteng kahoy.
2008: Mahal na NFA, ma22 tyo kumain n lng kamoteng khoy.
2009: Mahal na kamoteng kahoy, ma22 tyo kumain n lng ng kahoy.
2010: I am sorry…
be practical daw…
If your suitor will ask what you want.
chocolate?
stuffed toy?
necklace?
o’come on!
be practical!
bigas, girl!
bigas… รถ
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