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Loading ...Kaya daw nagdeklara si Jojo Binay tatakbo President na inspire daw sya sa win ni Obama. Sabi ni Binay:
If a black man can b prexy, why not an Ati?
Text Message #4909
Alam mo bang pareho na tayo ng America ngayon?
Wala ng MaCain sa USA,
dito sa Pinas naman,
..wala na ring
MaKAIN..
Hahaha!
;-)
Text Message #4764
WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION ADVISORY:
All men are advised not to suck Chinese girls’ breast…
their milk may contain Melamine.
Text Message #4716
Mag-ingat sa pagkain ng champoy,
dikiam,
haw flakes, etc. Napatunayan ng BFAD na ito’y may halong . . . :-o
“MELAWAY”
laway ng Intsik!:-S Yück!:-P
Text Message #4648
Mga signs ur favorite pandesal & other bakery products have shrunk to an alarming size:
1. Ur usual 10 minute breakfast is reduced to 5 minutes.
2. Brazo de Mercedes is renamed ‘Daliri ni Mercedes.’
3. Ur 7 year old daughter approaches U & boasts of a newly learned stunt from her yaya: ‘ang paglunok ng 3 pirasong pandesal sabay-sabay.’
4. When U go to the bakery & say, ‘pabili nga po ng pandesal,’ & the baker would reply, ‘Ilang tabletas?’